Ang Pinaka: Amazing Pinoy Entrepreneurs

"Ang Pinaka" pays tribute to some of the most awe-inspiring success stories of Pinoy entrepreneurship. Many of these 'entrepinoys' had humble beginnings and were not born to rich families which make their stories even more amazing and truly inspiring. Through their hardwork, vision and dedication, they were able to make it to the top and are now some of the richest Pinoys in the land, as listed by Forbes Asia.

With the guest panelistas: Philippine Daily Inquirer's Business Features Editor Margie Quimpo-Espino, 'Entrepreneur' magazine editor in chief Jose Galang, Management Association of the Philippines' Past President Evelyn R. Singson, Development Dimensions International Vice President Victor Magdaraog, and 'Asian Dragon' publisher Olivia Limpe-Aw. The Ang Pinaka: Amazing Pinoy Entrepreneurs :

1. HENRY SY (SM Corp.)
2. Andrew Tan (Megaworld Corp.)
3. Manny Villar (C&P Homes)
4. Tony Tan Caktiong (Jollibee)
5. John Gokongwei Jr. (JG Summit Holdings)
6. David Consunji (DMCI Construction firm)
7. Socorro Ramos (National Bookstore)
8. Alfredo Yao (Zesto)
9. Cecilio Pedro (Hapee Toothpaste)
10. Lolita Hizon (Pampanga's Best)

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

PINAKA SMART WAYS TO MANAGE YOUR MONEY

Why do we need to save and invest? How do we tell if an investment is wise? What are the factors that we should consider before actually investing our hard-earned money? From the guest Ang Pinaka panelistas :UP School of Economics professor Benjamin Diokno, entrepreneur and financial adviser Francisco Colayco, Makati Business Club Executive Director Alberto Lim, Inquirer.net Business editor Salve Duplito and Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas-Central Supervisory Support Sub-sector Managing Director Dr. Johnny Noe Ravalo. Here are the top ten Pinaka Smart Ways to Manage Your Money

1. Debt reduction (pay your debts)
2. Invest in mutual funds
3. Maintain bank deposits (savings, time deposits)
4. Invest in bonds
5. Invest in stock market
6. Invest in real estate
7. Be an entrepreneur
8. Buy foreign currency
9. Invest in pre-need plans
10.Invest in jewelry, antiques and arts

Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11

The Top Ten Onli In Da Pilipins

* Scrambledegg/Loi Pogi - Sa Pinas, iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng sumusunod: “bisexual”, “metrosexual”, straight-curious”, “str8-tripper”, at “swinger” — mga baklang daig pa ang itik sa kembot ng balakang.
* Awsom - Ang kudeta, pinapanood na parang concert ng mga tao.
* Bobidax - There’s a sign in Bulacan, “Lahat ng kakaliwa, lumagi sa kanan”.
* Shigella/Sid/Toink! - We have a full sentence composed of repating just one 1 syllable: “Bababa ba?”
* Maximo/Pinay Goddess - Dito lang nakakamatay ang kantang, “My Way”.
* Brics/Sydney - Every Pinoy clan has a “Tito Boy” and a “Tita Baby”.
* Gorgeous Bitch - Dito lang may kurtina ang mga sasakyan.
* Amber - Duktor na, nagnu-nurse pa, kasi mas malaki ang bayad.
* Yelly - Pedestrians crossing a majoy highway or expressway.
* Blue/Scrambledegg - Lahat ng artista gustong mag politiko, lahat ng politiko gustong mag-artista.
* Rodel - We are all hermaphrodites because wherever you go, regardless of gender, you will be referred to as “mamser”.
* Supremo - In da Pilipins, motorcyles and pedicabs are exempted from traffic rules.
* Windburn - A senator named JOKER, and a cardinal named SIN.
* Migokyla - In this country, slow cars stay on the leftmost lane, while fast cars overtake on the right lane.
* Bobidax - Dito lang sa Pinas inuulam ang spaghetti sa rice.
* Bebang - You see signs like, “Bawal homawak ang hendi bebeli. Kung ekaw ay bebeli malaya kang pomeli.”
* Doorknob - We have doorbell names: Bing, Bong, Ding, Dong, Ping, Pong, Ting, Ging, Kring-kring.
* Sayuri - Dito nalang pwede mag-concert ang The Letterman, The Platters, Air Supply, etc, kahit mga lolo na sila.
* Cheyenne - Here, your in-laws’ visit can last 5 years!
* No name/Mulangot - We Filipinos point with our lips. Funny thing is, the farther the object is, the longer our lips become.
* Major Ganda - Here, the stinkiest areas are those right under the signs, “Bawal umihi dito” and “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”.
* Ynaki- The Pinoy Christmas season begins in September and ends on Valentines.
* Sayuri - Walls, corners, car doors and wheels are used as urinals.
* Mr. Perk - Here, especially when commuting, you wear your backpack, in front.
* Leitox - Where you can find people na binagyo at binaha na, nakangiti pa rin at kumakaway pag dinaanan ng camera.
* Maynman - Squatters who put up “No Tresspassing” signs on their “property”.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Ang Pinaka HOT na “HOW TO” sa Internet

1. How to kiss?
2. How to draw?
3. How to sing?
4. How to overclock a computer?
5. How to drive?
6. How to install?
7. How to Diet?
8. How to hypnotize?
9. How to meditate?
10. How to cook?

The Top Ten Ways To Explain The Birds And The Bees To Kids

* Louise - “Anak, alam mo, ganito yun. Si Daddy, may uod. Si Mommy, may lupa. Pag inuod ang lupa, magbubunga. Ikaw yun.”
* GeLengZan - Every time my mom ask what’s wrong with me, my 12-yr-old daughter replies, “Kulang sa SEX.”
* Hanazawa Rui - “Si mommy may sakit. Madalas siya mag-bleed. Nag-inject si daddy ng gamot. Nawala yung bleeding, kaya lang may side effect: ikaw.”
* Maximo - “Para lang yan mga workers, labas-pasok sa trabaho. After 9 months, lalabas ang fruit of their labors.”
* Dru - “Pag itong okra naging talong, tapos inipit mo siya sa sariwang repolyo, may lalabas na togue at dagta.”
* The Design8d Driver - “Anak, si mommy may bibingka. Si daddy naman may itlog na maalat. Pag pinatong ni daddy yung itlog niya sa bibingka ni mommy, magiging ’special’ na ito.”
* Maximo - “Si mommy kasi, kain ng kain ng hotdog. Kaya ayan, lumaki ang tiyan niya sa sobrang busog.”
* Roni - “Ang mommy mo kasi, nag-pakwan. Ayun, nabuntis! Kaya ikaw, wag kang magpa-pakwan!
* KiD BuKid - “It’s when the girl should’ve said ‘NO! DON’T! STOP, NOW!’ to her boyfriend. But she ended up saying, ‘No, don’t stop now!’”
* Mr. Perk - “Yun yung gusto pa gawin ni Lola, pero hindi na kaya ni Lolo.”
* Dru - “Imagine a beautiful flower, blossoming in the early sun, moist with morning dew, petals swaying slowly in the wind. Now, imagine a penis and a vagina next to it…”
Mockbuster - When my officemate’s 6-year-old son asked her how he got into her tummy, she told him that his daddy pushed him in. When her son asked how his daddy pushed, she answered, “Hard, and over and over and over…”
* Espeks - “Ewan, basta tinuruan ako ng mommy mo na kumain ng pechay…”
* Maximo - “Pag yung kalbo, dumura sa loob ng tiyan ng mommy mo.”
* Jose de vengenge - “Yan yung pag kinukudkod ni papa ang niyog ni mama.”
* Cheyenne - “Just like what Don McLean sang, it’s when Daddy’s sweet fishes comes in your Mommy’s lovelake!”
* Maximo - When a kid caught his parents in the act, the parents tried to explain. Dad: “Anak, ipinapasok ko lang yung ‘kotse’ ko sa loob ng garahe ni mommy.” Kid: “Dad, ipasok mo pa ng mabuti kasi nakalabas pa yung dalawang gulong sa likod.”
* Purplerose - “Yun yung ginagawa ni mommy at daddy pagkatapos nila mag-away.”
* Aston martin- “Naglalaro kami ng horsey-horsey kaya ayun, nagka pony kami!”
* Geyp - “As the saying goes, “Love sucks, but true love swallows!”
* Maverick/Ian024 - “Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

The Top Ten Last Words Of A Virgin

* Maximo/Design8ed Driver/Ronwaldo/Manoy/Abel - Inside a bus, a bunch of armed men went onboard and said at gunpoint: Holdaper: “Lahat ng babae gagahasain!” Young Girl: “Maawa na po kayo! Reypin niyo na lahat, wag lang ang lola ko!” Lola: “Che! Epal tong batang to! Di mo ba siya narinig, lahat daw rereypin! LAHAT!”
* Tcams - “Pare wag…wag yan…may lotion sa drawer…”
* Atty Cabs - “Hep, hep, sabi mo hahawakan ko lang?”
* Jamfong - Holdaper: “Holdap to!” Girl: “SAKL0L0! Rape! Raaape!” Holdaper: “Teka, bakit rape? Ang sabi ko holdap to!” Girl: “Eto naman…nagsu-suggest lang naman…”
* MNEMONIC - Sa mga old maid na about to do it, bagay ang kantang: “Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating sa buhay ko, pilit binubuksan ang sarado ko ng pu…”
* Alem - “Dont! Stop! Dont! Stop! Don’t stop…don’t stop…”
* Rogie - Girl: “Idedemanda kita ng 2 counts of rape!” Boy: “Bakit 2 counts? Eh isang beses lang naman kita ginalaw ah!” Girl: “Ay bakit, hindi na ba tayo uulit?”
* Mr. Perk - “Free taste! Free taste, po!”
* MMR - THOUGHT FOR TODAY: “Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As you get older, they start avoiding you.”
* Bottom dweller - “Huwag! Huwag! Hayup ka! Tarantado! Taran…taran…taraaaaap!”
* Sc - “Sabi mo parang kagat lang ng langgam…masarap pala kumagat ang langgam…”
* Dru - “Wag po, koya! Di ako si Enday! Si Dodong aku!”
* Jun13 - “Puwede daliri ko muna gamitin ko, for practice?” (A sushi virgin, about to eat sushi for the very first time trying to use chopsticks.)
* No name - A girl was so quiet on her wedding night that the next day, her family asked why she was so silent. The girl answered, “Eh diba sabi niyo, don’t talk when your mouth is full?”
* Ynaki - “Come and get it, walang pangit sa virging galit!”
* Jose de vengenge - Girl: “Ako ba ang unang babaeng dinala mo dito?” Boy: “Oo naman, dati kasi puro lalaki…”
* Rogie - Koya: “Di mo sinabi sa kin…first time mo pala?” Yaya: “Hende po koya, elong ko yan…”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Love You

* Gorgeous Bitch - If after you tell someone that you’re still single, they say, “Sa bagay…”
* Godric - If during your funeral, you’re friends have a “wacky” shot taken.
* Raymond A - If you always buy takeout for 2, kahit lagi ka namang nag-iisa.
* Jun 13 - If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.
* Godric - If you receive chain letters that tell you you’ll die whether you pass it around or not.
* oBaDiaH - If you mail a letter to yourself and it returns with a “return to sender” note.
* scrambledegg - If after 13 years of trying, you still haven’t made it into the Top Ten.
* Journey - I organize birthday parties for all my family members, and I am very hands on with the preparation. But no one has EVER organized a party for me.
* Asar - If you’re in a house filled with “loved ones”, yet you feel so alone.
* No name - If you always leave an extra bowl of catfood for your cat because you know that if you suddenly drop dead, no one will be looking for you for weeks.
* Geyp - If you send a group text to 20 people telling them you love them, and you get 21 “who u?” messages back.
* Putungtung’s Dad - Pag never ka pa sinama sa “Family Day”.
* Dru - If during photo-ops, they always hand you the camera.
* Betty Cow - If your wife calls you “hoy”, and your kids call you, “asawa ng nanay ko”.
* Betty Cow - If the only text you get on your birthday is a forwarded message from a friend, and when you thank him, he texts back, “Sorry, wrong send”.
* Jun13 - If no one wants to tell you, “Peace be with you”, during mass.
* Mang Jose - If on the first day you’re home, after a year abroad, your kids ask you, “Kelan alis mo?”
* Mr. Perk - If the only way people will go out with you is if you tell them it’s your treat.
* Dru - If you Google the word “unloved”, and pictures of you come out in the entries.
* Dru - If even perverts don’t want to touch you.
* Geyp - If you held a birthday party and you can’t even say, “nilangaw ang party ko!” because even the flies didn’t bother to come.
* Sayuri - If nobody invited you to your own going away party!
* SPY Shadow - You segue from an orphanage to a home for the aged.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del