The Top Ten Creative Titles For Sexy Movies - racer

Yñaki - “Ang Sabi Mo’y Hihipuin Mo Lamang”
jose de vengenge - “Basa Na Ang Peklat Nang Aking Masalat”
Dru’s Partner - “Bukas, Luluhod Ang Mga Bakla”
Big Pen’s Dad - “Pinoy Hulk: Palaki Ng Palaki Habang Nagagalit”
SC - “Gaano Man Kasikip, Kaya Ko Pa Ring Isiksik”
Mumbaki - “Umaga Na Ng Hinugot”
Astroboy - “Ang Susong Hinipo Ni Adan” (The Snail That Adam Touched)
Espeks - “Budburan Mo Ng Niyog Ang Mainit Kong Pichi-Pichi”
Obama Binladen - “Dark Night: Sa Tindi Ng Dilim, Nalusutan Ng Bading”
LOipogi - “Manila Bi Night: Ang Str8-Curious Ng Malate”
LOipogi - “Nang Bumukaka Ang Pusit, Biglang Pumulandit”
Awsom - “Ang Kati Ng Higad Mo”
Jose de vengenge - “Mainit Pa Ang Gatas Ni Lucas”
Penny Lane - “Luha Sa Dulo Ng Batuta”
Penny Lane - “Brittle Pa Ba Ang Peanut Mo?”
Jayseeen Sandoval - “Sawsawan Ni Tentay”
Warriorpoet - “The Flowering Of Diego Binayagbag”
No name - “Lasapin Mo Ang Katas Ng Matamis Kong Prutas”
Jhoy - “Makipot Man Ang Daan, Susuko Din Ang Bataan”
Billog - “Iputok Mo Sa Labas: Happy New Year!”
Billog - “Lunukin Mo Ang Mainit Kong Sabaw”
Astroby - “Sobra Sa Subo…Ubo, Ubo, Ubo”
Reuben Feffer - “Unang Sirit”
No name - “Napagod Ang Bunganga Sa Laki Ng Tilapia”
No name - “Ulo Pa Lang, Ulam Na!”
No name - “Lawayan Mo, Baka Mausog”
No name - “Kapag Gumabi, Bubuka Ang Kabibe”
No Name - “Wag Mong Kamayin, Baka Mapanis”
No name - “Nang Binuklat Ang Aklat Ni Sabel”
No name - “Huling Landi Ni Lola”
No name - “Damang-dama Ko Ang Galit Mo”
Gorgeous - “Pagod Na Si Inday, Gusto Pa Ng Panday”
Mencius - “Ako’y Magbabaging Sa Mahaba Mong Saging”
Parry Hotter - “Kinuyakoy Ni Kokoy Ang Kuweba Ni Eba”
Warriorpoet - “Mga Halinghing Sa Lumang Kubeta”
Menard - “Kainin Mo Hangga’t Gusto Mo”
Menard - “Nasan Ang Tigas Mo?”
Jose de vengenge - “Madaling Labasan” (Easy Exit)
Spy Shadow - “Nang Taktakin Ni Yaya Ang Bulalo Ni Koya”
Yellowcat - “Wag Mong Ibabad, Isawsaw Mo Lang!”
Rovick Rovivrus - “Jack, Call Me Naman!”
Rowie - “Pag Basa Na Ang Bibingka, Matigas Na Ang Tikoy”
Mwah - “Diko, Dikya Ko Yan!”
Your Highness - “Kapag Ang Itlog Naging Pula…May Kumamot!”
Maximo - “Dugo At Pag-ibig Sa Kapirasong Banig”
Loi Pogi - Titimbangin Ko, Kikiluhin Mo”
No name - “Nang Tumalsik Ang Nata Ni Cocoy”

Source : The Morning Rush with Chico and Delamar

ANG PINAKA: PAMILYAR NA TANDA NG PAGTATAKSIL

1. Ang iyong intuition o gut feel!
2. Biglang pagbabago ng sa
3. Biglaang pagbabago sa atensiyon na ibinubuhos niya sa iyo.
4. Biglang iniiwasan ka ng mga kaibigan o katrabaho ng asawa mo.
5. Nawawalan ng interes sa pamilya. At nakakalimot sa special occasions.
6. Umiiwas sa mga kaibigan at sa kakilala n’yo.
7. Nang-aaway nang walang dahilan. Pinagdududahan pa ang katapatan mo.
8. Hindi na isinusuot ang kaniyang wedding ring
9. Biglang pagbabago sa schedule niya.
10. Interesadong-interesado sa schedule mo.
11. Lumalabas ng dis-oras ng gabi.
12. Kaduda-dudang phone activities.
13. Biglaang pagkakaroon ng bagong interes o gawain.
14. Biglaang interes sa diet at exercise, at pagbabago sa appearance at hygiene. Kaniyang interes sa sex.
15. May lipstick at bahid ng makeup sa damit, at amoy-women’s perfume o massage oil

Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11

The Top Ten Quotes On Beauty And Ugliness

* Fwafibear - Minsan naglalakad ako at bigla akong hinimatay. Ayun, nauso ang term na drop-dead gorgeous.
* Jose de vengenge - All from Imelda: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
* Mikki - Minsan napasandal ako sa pinto. Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door.
* No name/Lights - From Gloria Diaz: “Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.”
* Edodong - BF: “Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!” GF: “Bahala ka! Akala mo ba, makakahanap ka pa ng katulad ko?” BF: “Bakit, sinong nagsabi na ang hahanapin ko ay ang katulad mo ulit?”
* Jose de vengenge - “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.”
* Emo Diva/Jetlog - Ugly customer: “Gawin mo kong maganda!” Parlorista: “Beautician lang po ako, hindi magician!”
* Pia - Isang araw dumaan ako sa harap ng isang mag-syota. Ayun, nauso ang third party.
* Febkinse - Minsan may na-inlove sa yo. Ayun, nauso ang LOVE IS BLIND!
* Frederique - From my gay cousin: “Pag ang lalaki may beauty kit at matagal gumamit ng CR, parang installment yan — bi now gay later.”
* The Game - One day during college while we were reviewing in the Sampaloc area, a friend rushed in shouting, “May saksakan!” When everybody rushed out he added, “May sakasakan ng panget.”
* Patrick - I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can always lose weight.
* Madscientist - From Imelda: “I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”
* Tantantiniiin - When my chubby friend showed us her lifetime membership at a gym in Makati, all my friends said in chorus, “You mean it will take a lifetime?”
* Hazelnut - My friend told his date: “Wow, your eyes are really attractive.” After his date blushed, he added, “They attract each other.”
* Shining -If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then so is ugliness.
* Shining - Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
* Mighty Aphrodite/Cbboating - My friend always reminds us: “Oiliness is next to Ugliness.”
* No name - From Winston Churchill (to a woman offended by his loud manner): “Tomorrow madam, I shall be sober. But you, on the other hand, shall still be ugly.”
* Bongoloid - “Metrosexual”: Isang metro nalang, homosexual na!
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napa-upo ako sa gitna ng maraming tao. Ayun, nauso ang center of attraction.
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napanaginipan mo ko. Ayun, nauso ang dreamboy.
* Ronnie - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* McMaki - I once said to my female friend, “Ang ganda mo sigurong bakla”. So she answered, “Ikaw naman, ang gwapo mo sigurong tibo.”
* Sabrinaileen - Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
* No name - A transvestite friend always gets compliments for looking stunningly pretty. Every time people say, “Ang ganda mo naman!” His standard reply is, “Salamat, sana ikaw rin!”
* No name - Beauty intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.
* Xtinger - Claire dela Fuente said in an interview: “Pag may pera ka na, wala ka nang karapatang maging panget.”
* RC N CESS - “Kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng pangit, paano naman ako? At kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng guwapo, paano naman kayo?”
* Andrea - “If Darwin’s theory says that we evolved from monkeys…bakit may taong mukhang kabayo?”
* Sabrinaileen - Umberto Eco: “Ugly bodies are more interesting than beautiful ones because ugliness knows no bounds.”
* Kimchii 14 - There is no “I” in UGLY, but there is a “U”.
* Stunnedsilence - Buffy The Vampire Slayer - “All men are created equal? That’s just propaganda spouted out by the ugly.”
* Rodel - From Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people THINK you’ve got.”
* Vie - Tapos na Evolution…bakit ka nagpaiwan?
* Jose de vengenge - Walang pangit sa t*ting galit.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

ANG PINAKA: SEXY SHIRTLESS HUNK

1. Dingdong Dantes
2. Piolo Pascual
3. Mark Nelson
4. Jake Cuenca
5. Dennis Trillo
6. Sam Milby
7. Derick Ramsey
8. Zanjo Marudo
9. Will Devaughn
10. Borgy Manotoc

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Flirting Moments

* No name - During my college days, I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish her class while waiting at the park. A girl approached me asking to open her Gatorade bottle, “Puwede pabukas?” Later, she came back saying, “Puwede pasara?”
* No name - I’m a girl and I’m bisexual. I have a friend who said that her wish for my birthday is for me to be straight. I told her, “Paano ko magiging straight, eh ang ganda-ganda mo.”
* No name - It was the student council campaign period when this cute presidential candidate came to our room to campaign, and to me, smiled, shook my hand and gave me a sticker. What a flirty user.
* No name - I was walking in a mall, when I noticed this guy looking at me. He approached me and started a conversation. Later, he confessed that he’s married. He had to remove his wedding ring just to talk to me.
* Frederique - I had a patient who was smelling so good that I couldn’t concentrate on the procedure that I was doing on him. So i said, “Cancel your plans for the day, matagal tayo.” He asked how long it will take, so I said, “2-3 hours or until your perfume wears off…”
* RED - I was flirting with a girl last Saturday night. We were dancing and having fun. She touched my butt and i touched hers too. I got excited pero nagulat ako kasi nahubaran siya sa harap ng maraming tao…natanggal ko pala accidentally yung pagkakatali ng damit nya.
* K9 - I saw this really HOT babe sitting near me in this bar. Eyes met. She smiled. Then she goes: “Kuya, ang tagal na tayong di nagkikita! She was my cousin!”
* Zekidam - Just to be w/ my crush who is also my classmate, I joined several male pageants and unintentionally won as Mr. College.
* Mitchy-Bitchy - I was an acolyte in high school and during communion, I would intentionally hit the chins of the pretty girls with the cold metal pallete and my forefinger. After the mass, I would hurriedly look for them to say sorry. Most of whom became my barkada. The girl who I hit the hardest got so mad, that I offered her a trip to the altar after 10 years. We now have 3 kids but I probably really hurt her chin because we’ve been separated now for 6 years.
* Bonique - A guy in an elevator told me, “Hi, I’m Francis.” I told him, “Hi, I’m married.”
* Shining - On an escalator, A guy told me, “Hi, I’m Jori.” I answered, “Hi, I’m pregnant.”
* TReiz - I hang out at Fullybooked, and I started helping out a girl who was checking out the comics. I asked her, “Anything else?” She answered, “Your number.”
* SPY Shadow - When we were kids, this flirty playmate of mine climbed the ladder up our tree house before me, just to show me her new panties w/ ruffles!
* Hannah - I was on my way to the carpark when streetkids walked towards me to ask for barya. I decided to give them some of the food that I bought, when from behind me, a cute tall guy said “Naku, hindi ka titigilan niyan.” So I told the kids, “Sa kanya nalang kayo manghingi.” The kids started pulling at his clothes to ask money and he playfully ran away. I went to my car, but a few minutes, one of the kids started knocking at my window and said, “Ate ano daw pong name mo. Di daw niya kami bibigyan ng pera pag di mo sinabi.”
* Bottom Dweller - At manang’s carinderia near our office, her daughter serves us. She nags my officemates, but is always sweet to me. I flirt with her because she gives me extra servings.
* Tucci - We are a gay couple. One time, my boyfriend kept flirting with girls. We had a big fight. In tears, he admitted that he was sorry. He told me, “I think I’m straight!”
* Zekidam - Everytime my crush buys prepaid load at my store, I always accidentally hold her soft hands whenever I give her change.
* KiD BuKid - During our company outing in Batangas, my hot supervisor sat on a sea urchin. Of all the men there, she asked lucky me to pee on her thighs, and I also carried her to the aid station. It worked, she later became my girlfriend!
* K9 - In a party, I offered this cute girl some fruit punch. I asked if she liked anything else and she said, “Yeah. The boy who offered me fruit punch.”
* Dana - Hot guy sent me a drink with a note that said: “Love the dress. And hot shoes!” Gay!
* SPY Shadow - Years ago at Rumors, this hot gal intentionally poured her Screwdriver on my pants, then said sorry while wiping it with the hem of her little, tight, black dress!
* Your Highness - It was my 1st time going abroad & this hot seatmate of mine covered both of us w/ her blanket, embraced me almost the whole 9-hr flight to Bahrain, then kissed me when she got off. I never got to know her name.
* Frederique - After my friend asked the waiter to enumerate their specials, I asked about their desserts and he said, “Ma’am, kung sweet ang hanap niyo, eh ako na yun! Wala na kayong hahanapin pa!”
* Maestra - I was with my high school crush and we were still virgins that time. He held my hand for the first time, and I suddenly felt that I peed a little in my undies when his fingers interlocked with mine

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

ANG PINAKA: PATOK NA MANILA SPOTS

1. LUNETA AT NATIONAL MUSEUM OF THE FILIPINO PEOPLE
2. BAHAY-TSINOY
3. INTRAMUROS
4. CCP SEAWALL
5. CARRIEDO
6. DIVISORIA/168 SHOPPING MALL!
7. AVENIDA
8. KAINAN SA QUIAPO/GLOBE LUMPIA HOUSE!
9. RESTAWRAN SA REMEDIOS CIRCLE SA MALATE AT SA BAYWALK ALONG ROXAS BOULEVARD!
10. ONGPIN!

Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11

The Top Ten Statements That Reveal Your Real Age (Sent in by Geyp)

* Oliver/Evicat/Kobe Kong/Peter Perfect/Patring - A friend found out that I’m in a band, and she said, “Wow ang galing naman, tumutugtog ka sa combo!”
* GRACiA/Rijo - Two friends and I were talkng over a 3-way telecon, then the guy said, “Ang dami natin. Hello, PARTYLINE?”
* Cute-kikay - When my boyfriend and I were still new, his dad asked him, “So, kumusta naman kayo ng bata mo?”
* Yenz - My boyfriend asked for prmission from his mom that he’s watching Bamboo’s concert. His mom answered, “Alin, Bamboo organ sa Las Piñas?”
* Mikmik Power - Nung 1st salary ko, I treated my mom to Starbucks. When we got there, she told the waiter, “Anak, Blend 45 yung sa akin, ha?”
* Drewbuttercream - If you ask someone, “Mag-on na ba kayo?”
* No name - My boss told me the other day: “Pare, ano yang pinapanood mo? Bold?”
* Makisig - If you want rootbeer but you order, “sarsaparilla”.
* Yñaki - If you call skinny jeans, “baston na stretch”.
* Diemyrus - My mom would tell my dad if he comes home late from work, “O, galing ka na naman sa kalachuchi mo!”
* Jose de vengenge - If you text “LOL” to someone, and they answer, “Ulol ka rin!”
* YñaKì - If someone ask you, “Ano ba ang ‘Flavor of the Month’ ng Magnolia ngayon?”
* RC and Cess - I was watching CSI, when my uncle blurted out, ‘McGyver ba yan?’”
* Guel Mytes - If you’re watching a movie and you ask, “Saan tayo, balcony o orchestra?”
* Buribot - If you blurt out gems like, “Walastik ang trapik!”
* Espeks - If the last org you joined was, “Uncle Bob’s Lucky 7 Club”.
* Garfield - If you’re downloading porn and your friend goes, “Ano ba yan, puro bomba!”
* RC N CESS - My mom was scolding me wen I left the ref open: “Wag mong iniwang bukas ang FRIGIDAIRE!”
* Takleza/Espeks - If you’re meeting up at Glorietta, but your friend says, “Magkita-kita tayo sa Quad!”
* KiD BuKid/Takleza - If you’re bragging about your new flip-flops and you say, “O, ang gara ng step-in kong Havaianas, no?”
* JNL - My friend still says, “Magpa-parlor naman tayo!”
* Awsom - If, after church, may nagyaya sa “Fiesta Karnabal”
* Espeks - If you mean “malling”, but you say, “pagbubulakbol”.
* Cheyenne - If instead of “Hi-five!”, you say, “Give me five!”
* Zane - If you call hookers, “hostess”.
* Hoiram - If you say, “Kain tayo sa Shangri-la, okey ang smorgasbord dun!”
* CnigngNaBngus - If your friend never emails, so you write to him, “Hindi ka na lumiliham, gumamit ka ng makinilya para mabilis.”
* XJ - My wife always refers to the police as “Metrocom”, and she is just 42.
* Gerver - If you say “Kentucky naman tayo!”, instead of KFC.
* MickyPup - If you call commercials, “patalastas”.
* Jose de vengenge - “Ayyy…bakit ayaw na tumayo?”
* Kukay - A friend from the office still refers to SM as “Shoemart”.
* Mermaid - One time I asked my friend “Ano yung PSP, pareho ba yan ng ‘Game and Boy’?”
* Raindancer - If your favorite cartoons is “Herculoids”. (Chico: Damn, Herculoids was really my favorite cartoon as a kid!)
* Espeks - If a girl asks you, “May extra ka bang pasador?”
* Jose de vengenge - When Friendster was still very new, a friend asked me “Marami ka na bang testis?” My mom overheard so she asked, “Anak, at kelan ka naman nagpadagdag ng betlog?”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del