Tuesday, March 10, 2009

ANG PINAKA: FAMILIAR SIGN THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY


10. shifty eyes on your honeymoon
09. you're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
08. your husband's a diva fanatic!
07. your husband picks out the clothes he wants you to wear!
06. your husband is too vain for comfort!
05. he has an underwear fetish!
04. he is a beauty pageant freak!
03. he keeps souvenirs from gay bars and saves sexy men's photos and gaysites in his computer!
02. numbers of gay escorts appear in his cellphone bills!
01. he's extremely homophobic!

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Monday, March 9, 2009

The Top Ten Things To Say To A Stinky Person


* Alaric - “Amoy kang paa na binabad sa baha, na tinuyo sa pilit, habang nasa loob ng sapatos na may amag na bulok!”
* Geyp - “Sana pag sinasabi mong may ‘asim’ ka pa, sana hindi yung literal…”
* Valkira - “Wow, yung amoy mo nambubugbog ng kulangot!”
* Pink Strawberry - “I know what you ate last summer.”
* The Designated Driver - “Dahil sa yo, na-confirm ko na magkarugtong nga ang puwet at ang bibig!”
* No name - From our P.E. teacher: “Uy, nangangalmot ang amoy mo ha!”
* Rodel - “Pare, sino pa yung presidente nung huling ligo mo?”
* No name - “Ang bangis ng amoy mo, tumatambay sa ilong! Nagdiya-diyaryo na, nagkakape pa!”
* No name - Man 1: “Pare, umutot ka?” Man 2: “Hindi, nag-burp lang.”
* Pabzpogi - “May kaamoy kang artista…si Smellany Marquez!”
* Jose de vengenge - “Uy pare hulaan ko fave song mo! ‘Insensitive’. Eh sakin hulaan mo. ‘Barely Breathing’.”
* Athanatos/Gibo - “Ang breath mints mo ba ay ‘the seven dwarves’? Paki check nga, parang patay na yung isa…”
* JB - “Pare, ipagmalaki mo yang putok mo, pinagpawisan mo yan eh!”
* Loipogi/Guelmytes/Hanazawa Rui/Fat One - After someone burps: “Hulaan ko ulam mo kanina…hmmm…ebak?”
* Astroboy - “Daig ng hininga mo ang utot ko!”
* Jet - “Miss, anong shampoo mo, ‘Gee Your Hair Smells’?”
* SPY Shadow - “Alam ko ang favorite band ng kilikili mo — Garbage!”
* Geyp - “Para kang labanos…maputi, pero amoy utot.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Ang Pinaka "Must Try Summer Coolers"

1. Italian Ice Cream by : Dulce Geleto
2. Fruits in Ice Cream by : The Ice Cream Bar
3. Anmitsu ( Japanese Halo-halo ) by : Kozui Green Tea Cafe
4. Frozen Yogurt by : Cold Spoon
5. Storm by : Kopi Team
6. Nitrogen Ice Cream by : Zenses
7. Frozen Yogurt by : California Berry
8. Flaming Alaska by : Five Cows Resto.
9. Cold Drinks by : MoMo Cafe
10. Halo-Halo from Ice Blinkers

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Ang Pinaka: Top Places to Live in the Philippines

10. Bacolod
09. Sta. Rosa, Laguna
08. Manila
07. Ilo-ilo
06. Marikina
05. Baguio
04. Makati
03. Davao
02. Puerto Princesa, Palawa
01. Cebu

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Top Ten Signs That You’ve Found Your One True Love - Princess Alex


* Jill - When you find romance in the routine.
* Grace - Despite all the new technology, he still sends me snail mail; he’s been doing that for the past 4 years.
* Mockbuster - He leaves skid marks in his undies all the time, but you wash them anyway.
* Scuderia - When you’d rather not sleep because reality is far better than your dreams.
* No name - I’m married. Met another woman. Fell madly in love and had a 2-1/2 yr affair. My wife told me to do what I needed to, to be happy. Ended affair. My wife, my one true love.
* GeLengZan - I married the man who is the exact opposite of everything I thought I wanted in a man.
* Doorknob - When you hear the word, “home”, what comes to mind is not a place, but that person.
* Mockbuster - After 8 years of being together, I still find myself smiling just by looking at him.
* No name - If he’s your strength AND your weakness.
* Maynman - When you buy Chickenjoy and your first instinct is to give her the crispy skin. When that happened to me and I gave it to her, I was shocked myself!
* Hapihenri - When you found someone you never thought you always wanted.
* Kobe Kong - The moment I saw her, I instantly knew that I won’t be spending my life alone and unhappy.
* Estranged - If you find yourself compromising your dreams just so he could achieve his.
* Dongster - If she still loves you even if you used to work as a “reflexologist”.
* TReiz - When you’ve met someone who infuriates you, yet you can’t stop thinking about them.
* SPY Shadow - If, when you showed him your picture when you were still a man, and he nonchalantly answered, “So?”
* Mr. Perk - Pag sinabi na niyang, “Pare, iiwan ko na si Mare.”
* Dru - If a certain female DJ outs you on national radio, but you really don’t mind because having him in your life was so worth all the embarrassment.
* Estrellita - If he makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, even if you’re not.
* Jose de vengenge/Geyp - Love sucks. True love swallows.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Friday, March 6, 2009

ANG PINAKA: CLASSIC PINOY EXPRESSION

'Ang Pinaka' list down the most popular, enduring, and amazing words and interjections ever invented to spice up our day-to-day chika. These words and phrases may have various meanings and mind-boggling origin and etymology but no doubt, they showcase creativity and ingenuity in Pinoyspeak and communication

10. BAHALA KA!
09. HANEP!
08. MANIGAS KA!
07. MA AT PA!
06. CHARING!
05. APIR!
04. NAKS NAMAN!
03. KUMUSTA NAMAN?
02. GRABE!
01. SUSMARYOSEP!

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Top Ten Things To Say To A Hot Guy/Girl With A Really Ugly Girlfriend/Boyfriend

* Mangjose - “Pare, mahilig ka pala sa abstract…”
* Specialist - “Ay…lugi…”
* Billybaggins/Raymond - “Tale as old as time…”
* Lady Snowblood - “Pare, ba’t may ka-holding hands ka na lalaki?”
* Geyp - “Tamang-tama miss! Kamukha mo si Heidi Klum…at kamukha naman niya si Seal!”
* Loipogi - “Sabi ko na nga ba eh, mahilig ka sa inner beauty.”
* Dexter - “Uy, hindi pa pala extinct yung ganyan?”
* Missy Ricat/Techie 777 - “Idol mo si Andrew E. kaya ka humanap ng pangit?”
* Lady Snowblood - “Pare ilegal yan, i-surrender mo na yan sa DENR!”
* Xmas Child - “Masarap siya siguro magmahal, no?”
* Loipogi - “Miss, hindi pa ba nagbabayad ng ransom ang mga relatives m0″
* Blair - “Ikaw naman, nung sinabihan kitang be kind to animals, hindi naman ganyan!”
* Dongster - “Magkano inabot?”
* Atoy - “Uy, ang cute! Anong breed?”
* Jose de vengenge - Aba, aba, aba, tru lab nga!”
* Dru - “Wow, ang sarap i-photoshop!”
* GuelMytes - “Let me guess, mahaba ang dila niya, noh?”
* Jesse Jude - “Sabi ko na nga ba, katawan lang ang habol mo eh!”
* Banatero - “Wow, ang sarap ng girlfriend mo…ang sarap sampalin!”
* Astroboy - “Hoy, mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!”
* Dru - “You know, it’s unethical for a doctor to date his patients, especially if you’re a vet.”
* Doc Carlo - “Pare, ano siya, mabait o mayaman?”
* Hazelnut - “Wow pare, naks, kamukha ni anne curtis ang girlfriend mo ah…sa kapanerang kuba…”
* Toe Thinker - “Wow, mukha palang ulam na! Ulam na panis!”
* Aileen - “Hindi ka na ba naawa sa mga magiging anak niyo?”
* Rodel - “Pare, Pinoy ka! Pinoy ka! Anong akala mo sa sarili mo, foreigner?”
* Agnes - “Nangangagat? Pwedeng hawakan?”
* Denxio Batuta - “Pare, minsan try mo din yung tao…”
* Kookie - “Pare, magiging swan ba yan sa ending?”
* Ellen - “Dad! Bilis! Tignan mo yung dala nung mama! Bilis, bigyan mo ng saging!”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del