1. Ang iyong intuition o gut feel!
2. Biglang pagbabago ng sa
3. Biglaang pagbabago sa atensiyon na ibinubuhos niya sa iyo.
4. Biglang iniiwasan ka ng mga kaibigan o katrabaho ng asawa mo.
5. Nawawalan ng interes sa pamilya. At nakakalimot sa special occasions.
6. Umiiwas sa mga kaibigan at sa kakilala n’yo.
7. Nang-aaway nang walang dahilan. Pinagdududahan pa ang katapatan mo.
8. Hindi na isinusuot ang kaniyang wedding ring
9. Biglang pagbabago sa schedule niya.
10. Interesadong-interesado sa schedule mo.
11. Lumalabas ng dis-oras ng gabi.
12. Kaduda-dudang phone activities.
13. Biglaang pagkakaroon ng bagong interes o gawain.
14. Biglaang interes sa diet at exercise, at pagbabago sa appearance at hygiene. Kaniyang interes sa sex.
15. May lipstick at bahid ng makeup sa damit, at amoy-women’s perfume o massage oil
Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
The Top Ten Quotes On Beauty And Ugliness
* Fwafibear - Minsan naglalakad ako at bigla akong hinimatay. Ayun, nauso ang term na drop-dead gorgeous.
* Jose de vengenge - All from Imelda: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
* Mikki - Minsan napasandal ako sa pinto. Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door.
* No name/Lights - From Gloria Diaz: “Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.”
* Edodong - BF: “Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!” GF: “Bahala ka! Akala mo ba, makakahanap ka pa ng katulad ko?” BF: “Bakit, sinong nagsabi na ang hahanapin ko ay ang katulad mo ulit?”
* Jose de vengenge - “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.”
* Emo Diva/Jetlog - Ugly customer: “Gawin mo kong maganda!” Parlorista: “Beautician lang po ako, hindi magician!”
* Pia - Isang araw dumaan ako sa harap ng isang mag-syota. Ayun, nauso ang third party.
* Febkinse - Minsan may na-inlove sa yo. Ayun, nauso ang LOVE IS BLIND!
* Frederique - From my gay cousin: “Pag ang lalaki may beauty kit at matagal gumamit ng CR, parang installment yan — bi now gay later.”
* The Game - One day during college while we were reviewing in the Sampaloc area, a friend rushed in shouting, “May saksakan!” When everybody rushed out he added, “May sakasakan ng panget.”
* Patrick - I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can always lose weight.
* Madscientist - From Imelda: “I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”
* Tantantiniiin - When my chubby friend showed us her lifetime membership at a gym in Makati, all my friends said in chorus, “You mean it will take a lifetime?”
* Hazelnut - My friend told his date: “Wow, your eyes are really attractive.” After his date blushed, he added, “They attract each other.”
* Shining -If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then so is ugliness.
* Shining - Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
* Mighty Aphrodite/Cbboating - My friend always reminds us: “Oiliness is next to Ugliness.”
* No name - From Winston Churchill (to a woman offended by his loud manner): “Tomorrow madam, I shall be sober. But you, on the other hand, shall still be ugly.”
* Bongoloid - “Metrosexual”: Isang metro nalang, homosexual na!
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napa-upo ako sa gitna ng maraming tao. Ayun, nauso ang center of attraction.
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napanaginipan mo ko. Ayun, nauso ang dreamboy.
* Ronnie - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* McMaki - I once said to my female friend, “Ang ganda mo sigurong bakla”. So she answered, “Ikaw naman, ang gwapo mo sigurong tibo.”
* Sabrinaileen - Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
* No name - A transvestite friend always gets compliments for looking stunningly pretty. Every time people say, “Ang ganda mo naman!” His standard reply is, “Salamat, sana ikaw rin!”
* No name - Beauty intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.
* Xtinger - Claire dela Fuente said in an interview: “Pag may pera ka na, wala ka nang karapatang maging panget.”
* RC N CESS - “Kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng pangit, paano naman ako? At kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng guwapo, paano naman kayo?”
* Andrea - “If Darwin’s theory says that we evolved from monkeys…bakit may taong mukhang kabayo?”
* Sabrinaileen - Umberto Eco: “Ugly bodies are more interesting than beautiful ones because ugliness knows no bounds.”
* Kimchii 14 - There is no “I” in UGLY, but there is a “U”.
* Stunnedsilence - Buffy The Vampire Slayer - “All men are created equal? That’s just propaganda spouted out by the ugly.”
* Rodel - From Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people THINK you’ve got.”
* Vie - Tapos na Evolution…bakit ka nagpaiwan?
* Jose de vengenge - Walang pangit sa t*ting galit.
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
* Jose de vengenge - All from Imelda: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
* Mikki - Minsan napasandal ako sa pinto. Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door.
* No name/Lights - From Gloria Diaz: “Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.”
* Edodong - BF: “Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!” GF: “Bahala ka! Akala mo ba, makakahanap ka pa ng katulad ko?” BF: “Bakit, sinong nagsabi na ang hahanapin ko ay ang katulad mo ulit?”
* Jose de vengenge - “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.”
* Emo Diva/Jetlog - Ugly customer: “Gawin mo kong maganda!” Parlorista: “Beautician lang po ako, hindi magician!”
* Pia - Isang araw dumaan ako sa harap ng isang mag-syota. Ayun, nauso ang third party.
* Febkinse - Minsan may na-inlove sa yo. Ayun, nauso ang LOVE IS BLIND!
* Frederique - From my gay cousin: “Pag ang lalaki may beauty kit at matagal gumamit ng CR, parang installment yan — bi now gay later.”
* The Game - One day during college while we were reviewing in the Sampaloc area, a friend rushed in shouting, “May saksakan!” When everybody rushed out he added, “May sakasakan ng panget.”
* Patrick - I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can always lose weight.
* Madscientist - From Imelda: “I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”
* Tantantiniiin - When my chubby friend showed us her lifetime membership at a gym in Makati, all my friends said in chorus, “You mean it will take a lifetime?”
* Hazelnut - My friend told his date: “Wow, your eyes are really attractive.” After his date blushed, he added, “They attract each other.”
* Shining -If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then so is ugliness.
* Shining - Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
* Mighty Aphrodite/Cbboating - My friend always reminds us: “Oiliness is next to Ugliness.”
* No name - From Winston Churchill (to a woman offended by his loud manner): “Tomorrow madam, I shall be sober. But you, on the other hand, shall still be ugly.”
* Bongoloid - “Metrosexual”: Isang metro nalang, homosexual na!
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napa-upo ako sa gitna ng maraming tao. Ayun, nauso ang center of attraction.
* Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napanaginipan mo ko. Ayun, nauso ang dreamboy.
* Ronnie - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* McMaki - I once said to my female friend, “Ang ganda mo sigurong bakla”. So she answered, “Ikaw naman, ang gwapo mo sigurong tibo.”
* Sabrinaileen - Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
* No name - A transvestite friend always gets compliments for looking stunningly pretty. Every time people say, “Ang ganda mo naman!” His standard reply is, “Salamat, sana ikaw rin!”
* No name - Beauty intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.
* Xtinger - Claire dela Fuente said in an interview: “Pag may pera ka na, wala ka nang karapatang maging panget.”
* RC N CESS - “Kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng pangit, paano naman ako? At kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng guwapo, paano naman kayo?”
* Andrea - “If Darwin’s theory says that we evolved from monkeys…bakit may taong mukhang kabayo?”
* Sabrinaileen - Umberto Eco: “Ugly bodies are more interesting than beautiful ones because ugliness knows no bounds.”
* Kimchii 14 - There is no “I” in UGLY, but there is a “U”.
* Stunnedsilence - Buffy The Vampire Slayer - “All men are created equal? That’s just propaganda spouted out by the ugly.”
* Rodel - From Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people THINK you’ve got.”
* Vie - Tapos na Evolution…bakit ka nagpaiwan?
* Jose de vengenge - Walang pangit sa t*ting galit.
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Sunday, April 26, 2009
ANG PINAKA: SEXY SHIRTLESS HUNK
1. Dingdong Dantes
2. Piolo Pascual
3. Mark Nelson
4. Jake Cuenca
5. Dennis Trillo
6. Sam Milby
7. Derick Ramsey
8. Zanjo Marudo
9. Will Devaughn
10. Borgy Manotoc
Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11
Saturday, April 25, 2009
The Top Ten Flirting Moments
* No name - During my college days, I was waiting for my girlfriend to finish her class while waiting at the park. A girl approached me asking to open her Gatorade bottle, “Puwede pabukas?” Later, she came back saying, “Puwede pasara?”
* No name - I’m a girl and I’m bisexual. I have a friend who said that her wish for my birthday is for me to be straight. I told her, “Paano ko magiging straight, eh ang ganda-ganda mo.”
* No name - It was the student council campaign period when this cute presidential candidate came to our room to campaign, and to me, smiled, shook my hand and gave me a sticker. What a flirty user.
* No name - I was walking in a mall, when I noticed this guy looking at me. He approached me and started a conversation. Later, he confessed that he’s married. He had to remove his wedding ring just to talk to me.
* Frederique - I had a patient who was smelling so good that I couldn’t concentrate on the procedure that I was doing on him. So i said, “Cancel your plans for the day, matagal tayo.” He asked how long it will take, so I said, “2-3 hours or until your perfume wears off…”
* RED - I was flirting with a girl last Saturday night. We were dancing and having fun. She touched my butt and i touched hers too. I got excited pero nagulat ako kasi nahubaran siya sa harap ng maraming tao…natanggal ko pala accidentally yung pagkakatali ng damit nya.
* K9 - I saw this really HOT babe sitting near me in this bar. Eyes met. She smiled. Then she goes: “Kuya, ang tagal na tayong di nagkikita! She was my cousin!”
* Zekidam - Just to be w/ my crush who is also my classmate, I joined several male pageants and unintentionally won as Mr. College.
* Mitchy-Bitchy - I was an acolyte in high school and during communion, I would intentionally hit the chins of the pretty girls with the cold metal pallete and my forefinger. After the mass, I would hurriedly look for them to say sorry. Most of whom became my barkada. The girl who I hit the hardest got so mad, that I offered her a trip to the altar after 10 years. We now have 3 kids but I probably really hurt her chin because we’ve been separated now for 6 years.
* Bonique - A guy in an elevator told me, “Hi, I’m Francis.” I told him, “Hi, I’m married.”
* Shining - On an escalator, A guy told me, “Hi, I’m Jori.” I answered, “Hi, I’m pregnant.”
* TReiz - I hang out at Fullybooked, and I started helping out a girl who was checking out the comics. I asked her, “Anything else?” She answered, “Your number.”
* SPY Shadow - When we were kids, this flirty playmate of mine climbed the ladder up our tree house before me, just to show me her new panties w/ ruffles!
* Hannah - I was on my way to the carpark when streetkids walked towards me to ask for barya. I decided to give them some of the food that I bought, when from behind me, a cute tall guy said “Naku, hindi ka titigilan niyan.” So I told the kids, “Sa kanya nalang kayo manghingi.” The kids started pulling at his clothes to ask money and he playfully ran away. I went to my car, but a few minutes, one of the kids started knocking at my window and said, “Ate ano daw pong name mo. Di daw niya kami bibigyan ng pera pag di mo sinabi.”
* Bottom Dweller - At manang’s carinderia near our office, her daughter serves us. She nags my officemates, but is always sweet to me. I flirt with her because she gives me extra servings.
* Tucci - We are a gay couple. One time, my boyfriend kept flirting with girls. We had a big fight. In tears, he admitted that he was sorry. He told me, “I think I’m straight!”
* Zekidam - Everytime my crush buys prepaid load at my store, I always accidentally hold her soft hands whenever I give her change.
* KiD BuKid - During our company outing in Batangas, my hot supervisor sat on a sea urchin. Of all the men there, she asked lucky me to pee on her thighs, and I also carried her to the aid station. It worked, she later became my girlfriend!
* K9 - In a party, I offered this cute girl some fruit punch. I asked if she liked anything else and she said, “Yeah. The boy who offered me fruit punch.”
* Dana - Hot guy sent me a drink with a note that said: “Love the dress. And hot shoes!” Gay!
* SPY Shadow - Years ago at Rumors, this hot gal intentionally poured her Screwdriver on my pants, then said sorry while wiping it with the hem of her little, tight, black dress!
* Your Highness - It was my 1st time going abroad & this hot seatmate of mine covered both of us w/ her blanket, embraced me almost the whole 9-hr flight to Bahrain, then kissed me when she got off. I never got to know her name.
* Frederique - After my friend asked the waiter to enumerate their specials, I asked about their desserts and he said, “Ma’am, kung sweet ang hanap niyo, eh ako na yun! Wala na kayong hahanapin pa!”
* Maestra - I was with my high school crush and we were still virgins that time. He held my hand for the first time, and I suddenly felt that I peed a little in my undies when his fingers interlocked with mine
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Thursday, April 23, 2009
ANG PINAKA: PATOK NA MANILA SPOTS
1. LUNETA AT NATIONAL MUSEUM OF THE FILIPINO PEOPLE
2. BAHAY-TSINOY
3. INTRAMUROS
4. CCP SEAWALL
5. CARRIEDO
6. DIVISORIA/168 SHOPPING MALL!
7. AVENIDA
8. KAINAN SA QUIAPO/GLOBE LUMPIA HOUSE!
9. RESTAWRAN SA REMEDIOS CIRCLE SA MALATE AT SA BAYWALK ALONG ROXAS BOULEVARD!
10. ONGPIN!
Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The Top Ten Statements That Reveal Your Real Age (Sent in by Geyp)
* Oliver/Evicat/Kobe Kong/Peter Perfect/Patring - A friend found out that I’m in a band, and she said, “Wow ang galing naman, tumutugtog ka sa combo!”
* GRACiA/Rijo - Two friends and I were talkng over a 3-way telecon, then the guy said, “Ang dami natin. Hello, PARTYLINE?”
* Cute-kikay - When my boyfriend and I were still new, his dad asked him, “So, kumusta naman kayo ng bata mo?”
* Yenz - My boyfriend asked for prmission from his mom that he’s watching Bamboo’s concert. His mom answered, “Alin, Bamboo organ sa Las Piñas?”
* Mikmik Power - Nung 1st salary ko, I treated my mom to Starbucks. When we got there, she told the waiter, “Anak, Blend 45 yung sa akin, ha?”
* Drewbuttercream - If you ask someone, “Mag-on na ba kayo?”
* No name - My boss told me the other day: “Pare, ano yang pinapanood mo? Bold?”
* Makisig - If you want rootbeer but you order, “sarsaparilla”.
* Yñaki - If you call skinny jeans, “baston na stretch”.
* Diemyrus - My mom would tell my dad if he comes home late from work, “O, galing ka na naman sa kalachuchi mo!”
* Jose de vengenge - If you text “LOL” to someone, and they answer, “Ulol ka rin!”
* YñaKì - If someone ask you, “Ano ba ang ‘Flavor of the Month’ ng Magnolia ngayon?”
* RC and Cess - I was watching CSI, when my uncle blurted out, ‘McGyver ba yan?’”
* Guel Mytes - If you’re watching a movie and you ask, “Saan tayo, balcony o orchestra?”
* Buribot - If you blurt out gems like, “Walastik ang trapik!”
* Espeks - If the last org you joined was, “Uncle Bob’s Lucky 7 Club”.
* Garfield - If you’re downloading porn and your friend goes, “Ano ba yan, puro bomba!”
* RC N CESS - My mom was scolding me wen I left the ref open: “Wag mong iniwang bukas ang FRIGIDAIRE!”
* Takleza/Espeks - If you’re meeting up at Glorietta, but your friend says, “Magkita-kita tayo sa Quad!”
* KiD BuKid/Takleza - If you’re bragging about your new flip-flops and you say, “O, ang gara ng step-in kong Havaianas, no?”
* JNL - My friend still says, “Magpa-parlor naman tayo!”
* Awsom - If, after church, may nagyaya sa “Fiesta Karnabal”
* Espeks - If you mean “malling”, but you say, “pagbubulakbol”.
* Cheyenne - If instead of “Hi-five!”, you say, “Give me five!”
* Zane - If you call hookers, “hostess”.
* Hoiram - If you say, “Kain tayo sa Shangri-la, okey ang smorgasbord dun!”
* CnigngNaBngus - If your friend never emails, so you write to him, “Hindi ka na lumiliham, gumamit ka ng makinilya para mabilis.”
* XJ - My wife always refers to the police as “Metrocom”, and she is just 42.
* Gerver - If you say “Kentucky naman tayo!”, instead of KFC.
* MickyPup - If you call commercials, “patalastas”.
* Jose de vengenge - “Ayyy…bakit ayaw na tumayo?”
* Kukay - A friend from the office still refers to SM as “Shoemart”.
* Mermaid - One time I asked my friend “Ano yung PSP, pareho ba yan ng ‘Game and Boy’?”
* Raindancer - If your favorite cartoons is “Herculoids”. (Chico: Damn, Herculoids was really my favorite cartoon as a kid!)
* Espeks - If a girl asks you, “May extra ka bang pasador?”
* Jose de vengenge - When Friendster was still very new, a friend asked me “Marami ka na bang testis?” My mom overheard so she asked, “Anak, at kelan ka naman nagpadagdag ng betlog?”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Sunday, April 19, 2009
ANG PINAKA: BONGGANG FIESTA SA PILIPINAS
10. Lechon Festival - Balayan, Batangas
9. Higante Festival - Angono, Rizal
8. Moriones Festival - Marinduque
7. Fiesta ng Nazareno - Quiapo, Manila
6. Giant Lantern Festival - San Fernando, Pampanga
5. Mascara Festival - Bacolod City
4. Ati Atihan Festival - Kalibo, Aklan
3. Panagbenga - Baguio City
2. Pahiyas Festival - Lucban, Quezon
1. SINULOG Festival - CEBU City
9. Higante Festival - Angono, Rizal
8. Moriones Festival - Marinduque
7. Fiesta ng Nazareno - Quiapo, Manila
6. Giant Lantern Festival - San Fernando, Pampanga
5. Mascara Festival - Bacolod City
4. Ati Atihan Festival - Kalibo, Aklan
3. Panagbenga - Baguio City
2. Pahiyas Festival - Lucban, Quezon
1. SINULOG Festival - CEBU City
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Ang Pinaka PABORITONG SHOPPING PLACES NG MGA PINOY
1. DIVISORIA
2. ANG NAGLALAKIHANG MALLS
3. TIANGGE NG GREENHILLS
4. MARKET, MARKET
5 EASTWOOD CITY
6. TIENDESITAS
7. MARIKINA RIVERBANKS
8. ST. FRANCIS SQUARE TIANGGE
9. BACLARAN
10. DAPITAN ARCADE
11. CUBAO
12. QUIAPO
13. POLICARPIO STREET
14. GILMORE AVENUE
15. DOWNTOWN NG AVENIDA!
Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11
2. ANG NAGLALAKIHANG MALLS
3. TIANGGE NG GREENHILLS
4. MARKET, MARKET
5 EASTWOOD CITY
6. TIENDESITAS
7. MARIKINA RIVERBANKS
8. ST. FRANCIS SQUARE TIANGGE
9. BACLARAN
10. DAPITAN ARCADE
11. CUBAO
12. QUIAPO
13. POLICARPIO STREET
14. GILMORE AVENUE
15. DOWNTOWN NG AVENIDA!
Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11
Thursday, April 16, 2009
The Top Ten Signs That You’re A Pervert
* Marcus - When saying goodbye, you say things like, “See Yours!”, “Vagi-now!”, “Babay-again!” and “Titi You Later!”
* Michael Agustin - Back in high school, I was taking a bath when my dad knocked on the door and said, “Anak, kakain na tayo! Mamaya mo na ulit laruin yan.” Takes 1 to know 1. My dad is a pervert too.
* SPY Shadow - Sila yung balik ng balik sa entrance ng building para makapkapan ulit ni Manong guard. At galit pa kung walang malisya ang kapkap nila.
* Bongoloid - You’re a pervert if all the pages of your girly magazines are sticking to each other.
* Jose de vengenge - For girl perverts. Pag nakitulog sa inyo ang hot sexy crush mo, you make him wear your 13-yr-old brother’s butas-butas na shorts para maliit na sa kanya, at may makikita ka pa.
* Jessie - I find it sexy when I see two dogs sniffing butts.
* Enigmatic - I’m a straight guy, but when I’m at the beach, I admire men’s buff bodies. I can’t explain it, but I’m also drawn to men’s nipples.
* Ateh ko - Whenever I see my crush at work, we hug each other. I love it especially wen he hugs me so tight and my breasts are pressed against his sexy chest. Nakakailang, pero I like it.
* No name - Our admin secretary, around 38 years old, sometimes wears high-heeled shoes that has a reflective metal plate in the toe area. I call it her “pasilip” shoes.
* Triggerhappy - You’re a pervert kung after sex, ihi na nga lang ang pahinga, sisilipan mo pa.
* Lebroni - When you talk like Chico and think like Delamar.
* Mr. Perk - If your favorite part of a haircut is the rinsing because someone’s touching your hair and it gives you a different sensation.
* RC N CESS - This topic is very tempting. I’m in a bus going to Cavite. And just about now, girls in PE uniforms just boarded.
* Bottom Dweller - Jon, a friend of mine, has a decade’s worth of Avon underwear brochures.
* Maximo - Pag lagi kang pumupunta sa funeral parlor para tingnan yung mga ine-embalsamong mga hubo’t hubad na bangkay.
* Tim - I have fantasies of our female boss sexually harassing me. She’s fun, hot and my age. So if she’s listening right now, “Ma’am, pramis…hindi ako papalag.”
* Espeks - Kung kembot pa lang ng balakang ng girl, eh umiilaw na ang bombilya mo.
* Yalem - My brother is certified pervert. Whenever I open my personal pc, he puts wallpaper of nude girls. Sa history naman ng websites, lahat porn sites and when I use the keyboard, its always sticky.
* Boobsie 36″ - I’m a female with a size D cup bra. I really couldn’t believe I could suck my own nipples.
* Jose de vengenge - If you know all the top porn sites like youporn, xtube, xlive & iyotube.
* Mr. Hard-Rock Abs - My perversion is to look at guys’ armpits wherever, whenever.
* Espeks - I have a friend who rides the FX and uses his elbow as his main weapon to feel the hot girl beside her.
* Muldr’s Luvr - I think I’m a perv because I always fantasize about doing “it” w/ my young, tall, fresh and good-looking subordinate who has flawless skin and smells good even when he’s sweating. Oops, too much info…sorry.
* KiD BuKid - Perverts’ rooms smell like Clorox!
* Jose de vengenge - Guys please don’t judge me for admitting this ah. I get excited when I read/hear rape stories in the news especially if they’re detailed.
* SUPAH GODDESS - Whenever I see the armpits of John Lloyd Cruz, Jake Cuenca and Richard Gutierrez, oh goodness, I start to have erotic images of them.
* McMaki - If you try to stand close to people so you can sniff how they smell.
* Dox - I can’t eat a banana or sausage without choking at some point.
* Purplerose - You’re a pervert when you stay underwater in a pool for hours even if you can’t swim just to look at the “different” view from below the water.
* Cheyenne - Sila yung mga tuwang-tuwa kapag may baha kasi inaabangan nila yung mga estudyante na naglililis ng kanilang uniform para hindi ito mabasa!
* Marcus - Sarili mong asawa china-chansingan mo in public.
* Your Highness - One sure sign that you’re a pervert is pag laging malagkit ang pusod mo!
* Glioblastoma - When you always have thoughts of having sex inside a balikbayan box.
* Black Coffee - I’m a pervert because whenever I spot a hot sexy girl, sumisikip ang pantalon ko.
* No name - You are a pervert if you have a copy of one of the following not-so-wholesome animated movies: “Snow White Does the Seven Dwarves”, “Beauty Digs the Beast”, and the all-time favorite, “The Loin King”.
* M.E. - My husbnd saves a lot of those porn videos in his phone. I get angry when his phone memory is low because of this. But when he’s asleep, I secretly take a peek at the videos.
* KiD BuKid - If you always fake having sore eyes, so you’ll get away with getting immediate “medication” from the lactating young Moms!
* Diemyrus - If you’re happy when you’re packed like sardines in the MRT.
* No name - Kapag binobosohan mo ang sarili mo.
* ACER - Back in college, we deliberately wear basketball shorts when in a jeepney, and sit a certain way so that when girls in short shorts get on, our knees rub their legs.
* Jose de vengenge - When on a date, ang paalam mo pag iihi ka: “Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner..”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The Top Ten Sexperiences
* Bottom Dweller - Guys, there is this sensual massage extra service where you get the hot & cold treatment, where the girl drinks hot tea then cold juice alternately, while giving you a… you-know-what. The hot & cold treatment is called oj-bj, or orange juice b*** j*** in a place along Quezon Ave.
* Arwen - Sobrang dumi ng phone ko yesterday. It was so full of dirty text messages we exchanged the whole day.
* Maximo - Ang pinakamalambot na body part ng bading ay ang kanilang baba? Kasi kahit ilang beses humampas ang baba nila sa itlog, hindi nababasag ang itlog.
* Maximo - Ang pagkain ng mani ay nakakabingi. Nung naipit ulo ko sa hita, natakpan ang mga tenga ko, kaya wala akong marinig.
* JDV - Texts between guwapo and gay. Guwapo: “Love, pa-load naman P100, sex tayo after.” Gay: “0k!” (nagmadaling naghanap ng loading area) Gay: “Na-receive mo na love?” Guwapo: “HU U?”
* JDV/Louise - LOLO: Apo, buhatin mo nga ako. APO: Saan ko po kayo dadalhin, sa toilet o sa kuwarto? LOLO: Hindi, ipatong mo ako sa Lola mo.
* JDV - Pulis: Ilan ang nang-reyp sa ‘yo? Babae: Walo po. Pulis: Alam mo ba mga pangalan nila? Babae: Ay, iisa lang po pangalan nila. Pulis: Ano? Babae: “NEXT” po.
* Cleaver - At a male barkada inuman, we spotted a dog licking his thingy. Amid the laughter, one guy exclaimed, “Siguro dream ng lahat ng guys magawa yan sa sarili!” After he said that, awkward silence.
* Jesse Jude - A farmer lad was walking in the fields with a pretty girl. When they saw a bull mating with a cow, the lad told the girl, “I’d sure like to do what that bull is doing!” The girl answered, “Go ahead, it’s your cow!”
* Spongebob - My then girlfriend and I, did it the first time on a double deck bed with her younger brother sleeping on the upper deck. When things were getting a little rough, her brother woke up, went down the bed and ranto his parents house shouting, “Mama! Lumilindol!!!!”
* Amber - An officemate was talking about her friend’s honeymoon. It was the girl’s 1st time and when the guy got naked and she saw his large member, she got so terrified and started running! The guy chased her in his nakedness, running around the room.
* Dru - Some time ago, while in the throes of passion, my girlfriend blurted out, “Oooh…aaah…let’s get married!” Talk about killing the moment.
* Febkinse - I have a friend who is a medical student, and once they had a patient who went to the ER late at night, because they were stuck together down there.
* Allan - I’m queasy with uncooked food. So when my wife queefed while I was…”down there”…I barfed the dinner I just ate.
* Pandaytira - I was on a summer outing with my officemate-slash-friend with benefits. While chilling and chattng with friends, we were covered with blankets. She reached for my fly, unzipped it, blah blah blah…while talkng to the rest of the gang.
* Draco’s Biatch - For 3 nights, our house was pestered by a pervert caller wanting SOP. When my mom got to answer the phone, he asked her to strip & touch herself. She answered calmly, “Iho, sabayan mo ako, ‘Ama namin, sumasalangit ka…’” That ruined it for the horny caller.
* Ken - When my frend tried “the backdoor” for the first time…the girl fainted at the point of entry!
* Jacq - Mom: Anak, panahon na para pag-usapan natin ang sex. Anak: Uhm, ok. So ano ba gusto niyong matutunan?
* Sicnarf - FYI, in most monasteries of monks & nuns in the country, papaya is served at least once a week.
* No name - A foreigner and a Pinay were on their honeymoon. While doing it, the Pinay got thirsty and said, “Tubig! Tubig!” The foreigner smugly said, “Actually honey, it’s just the normal American size.”
* Dru - 4 years ago, I went out w/ someone for dinner, a movie & mind-blowing sex. When I got out of the shower for round 3, my date was gone…and so was my phone, PDA, wallet & bracelet.
* Scofiled - Giving in to my then future husband on our 10th visit. It must’ve been the japanese-inspired room. Kaya sa pangalawang beses, sumuko na naman ang Bataan.
Amanite - What is a hymen? It is a Thin sheet of flesh, like a membrane, inside a woman’s vajayjay. Its primary purpose is to greet entering penises: “Hi, men!”
* Humdinger - I have a friend who was about to do the “deed”. The girl said, “Hindi puwede, meron ako…” My friend said that’s okay with him. Then when he touched it, ang nakapa niya, bukol! Lalake pala ang loko.
* No name - WRONG SEND OF THE DAY: “Pare, huwag mong kalimutang dalhin yung condom ha? Luv u.”
* Chouji - While we were doing “it”, I heard her cry out in pain. I asked if she was still a virgin, but she answered, “You’re too heavy…”
* YñaKì - Inside a parlor, I overheard this: A ‘matrona’ was asked by the gay parloristas when was the last time she had sex. She answered, “1959!”. “Ang tagal na nun!” they said. The matron replied, “Anong matagal, eh 10:45 pa lang ngayon ah!”
* Tristan - Wife: Sino ‘tong baby na nag-text sa yo? Husband: Lalaki yan! Baby lang ang palayaw. Kumpare ko yan! Wife: Puwes, di raw kayo tuloy ng ‘kumpare’ mo kasi may mens siya!
* Xtinger - Nanay: Diba sabi ko sa yo na pag hinawakan ang boobs mo, say ‘DON’T!’ At pag hinawakan ang pepe mo, say ‘STOP!’. Eh bakit ka nabuntis? Anak: Eh sabay po niyang hinawakan ang boobs at ang pepe, kaya ang nasabi ko, ‘DON’T! STOP!’
* JDV - In bed, gusto ni mister mag hanky-panky with misis. Misis: “Not tonight, I have an appointment with my OB tomorrow, dyahe naman pag may sperm sa loob.” Mister: (long pause) “Eh sa dentist, may appointment ka?”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
* Arwen - Sobrang dumi ng phone ko yesterday. It was so full of dirty text messages we exchanged the whole day.
* Maximo - Ang pinakamalambot na body part ng bading ay ang kanilang baba? Kasi kahit ilang beses humampas ang baba nila sa itlog, hindi nababasag ang itlog.
* Maximo - Ang pagkain ng mani ay nakakabingi. Nung naipit ulo ko sa hita, natakpan ang mga tenga ko, kaya wala akong marinig.
* JDV - Texts between guwapo and gay. Guwapo: “Love, pa-load naman P100, sex tayo after.” Gay: “0k!” (nagmadaling naghanap ng loading area) Gay: “Na-receive mo na love?” Guwapo: “HU U?”
* JDV/Louise - LOLO: Apo, buhatin mo nga ako. APO: Saan ko po kayo dadalhin, sa toilet o sa kuwarto? LOLO: Hindi, ipatong mo ako sa Lola mo.
* JDV - Pulis: Ilan ang nang-reyp sa ‘yo? Babae: Walo po. Pulis: Alam mo ba mga pangalan nila? Babae: Ay, iisa lang po pangalan nila. Pulis: Ano? Babae: “NEXT” po.
* Cleaver - At a male barkada inuman, we spotted a dog licking his thingy. Amid the laughter, one guy exclaimed, “Siguro dream ng lahat ng guys magawa yan sa sarili!” After he said that, awkward silence.
* Jesse Jude - A farmer lad was walking in the fields with a pretty girl. When they saw a bull mating with a cow, the lad told the girl, “I’d sure like to do what that bull is doing!” The girl answered, “Go ahead, it’s your cow!”
* Spongebob - My then girlfriend and I, did it the first time on a double deck bed with her younger brother sleeping on the upper deck. When things were getting a little rough, her brother woke up, went down the bed and ranto his parents house shouting, “Mama! Lumilindol!!!!”
* Amber - An officemate was talking about her friend’s honeymoon. It was the girl’s 1st time and when the guy got naked and she saw his large member, she got so terrified and started running! The guy chased her in his nakedness, running around the room.
* Dru - Some time ago, while in the throes of passion, my girlfriend blurted out, “Oooh…aaah…let’s get married!” Talk about killing the moment.
* Febkinse - I have a friend who is a medical student, and once they had a patient who went to the ER late at night, because they were stuck together down there.
* Allan - I’m queasy with uncooked food. So when my wife queefed while I was…”down there”…I barfed the dinner I just ate.
* Pandaytira - I was on a summer outing with my officemate-slash-friend with benefits. While chilling and chattng with friends, we were covered with blankets. She reached for my fly, unzipped it, blah blah blah…while talkng to the rest of the gang.
* Draco’s Biatch - For 3 nights, our house was pestered by a pervert caller wanting SOP. When my mom got to answer the phone, he asked her to strip & touch herself. She answered calmly, “Iho, sabayan mo ako, ‘Ama namin, sumasalangit ka…’” That ruined it for the horny caller.
* Ken - When my frend tried “the backdoor” for the first time…the girl fainted at the point of entry!
* Jacq - Mom: Anak, panahon na para pag-usapan natin ang sex. Anak: Uhm, ok. So ano ba gusto niyong matutunan?
* Sicnarf - FYI, in most monasteries of monks & nuns in the country, papaya is served at least once a week.
* No name - A foreigner and a Pinay were on their honeymoon. While doing it, the Pinay got thirsty and said, “Tubig! Tubig!” The foreigner smugly said, “Actually honey, it’s just the normal American size.”
* Dru - 4 years ago, I went out w/ someone for dinner, a movie & mind-blowing sex. When I got out of the shower for round 3, my date was gone…and so was my phone, PDA, wallet & bracelet.
* Scofiled - Giving in to my then future husband on our 10th visit. It must’ve been the japanese-inspired room. Kaya sa pangalawang beses, sumuko na naman ang Bataan.
Amanite - What is a hymen? It is a Thin sheet of flesh, like a membrane, inside a woman’s vajayjay. Its primary purpose is to greet entering penises: “Hi, men!”
* Humdinger - I have a friend who was about to do the “deed”. The girl said, “Hindi puwede, meron ako…” My friend said that’s okay with him. Then when he touched it, ang nakapa niya, bukol! Lalake pala ang loko.
* No name - WRONG SEND OF THE DAY: “Pare, huwag mong kalimutang dalhin yung condom ha? Luv u.”
* Chouji - While we were doing “it”, I heard her cry out in pain. I asked if she was still a virgin, but she answered, “You’re too heavy…”
* YñaKì - Inside a parlor, I overheard this: A ‘matrona’ was asked by the gay parloristas when was the last time she had sex. She answered, “1959!”. “Ang tagal na nun!” they said. The matron replied, “Anong matagal, eh 10:45 pa lang ngayon ah!”
* Tristan - Wife: Sino ‘tong baby na nag-text sa yo? Husband: Lalaki yan! Baby lang ang palayaw. Kumpare ko yan! Wife: Puwes, di raw kayo tuloy ng ‘kumpare’ mo kasi may mens siya!
* Xtinger - Nanay: Diba sabi ko sa yo na pag hinawakan ang boobs mo, say ‘DON’T!’ At pag hinawakan ang pepe mo, say ‘STOP!’. Eh bakit ka nabuntis? Anak: Eh sabay po niyang hinawakan ang boobs at ang pepe, kaya ang nasabi ko, ‘DON’T! STOP!’
* JDV - In bed, gusto ni mister mag hanky-panky with misis. Misis: “Not tonight, I have an appointment with my OB tomorrow, dyahe naman pag may sperm sa loob.” Mister: (long pause) “Eh sa dentist, may appointment ka?”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Ang Pinaka " Bongang Celebreties Transformation" part 2
10. Jonalyn Viray
9. Roxxanne Guinoo
8. Karylle
7. Jericho Rosales
6. Sarah Geronimo
5. Katrina Halili
4. Dingdong Dantes
3. Angelica Panganiban
2. Marian Rivera
1. RUSTOM PADILLA aka BB GANDANGHARI
9. Roxxanne Guinoo
8. Karylle
7. Jericho Rosales
6. Sarah Geronimo
5. Katrina Halili
4. Dingdong Dantes
3. Angelica Panganiban
2. Marian Rivera
1. RUSTOM PADILLA aka BB GANDANGHARI
Saturday, April 11, 2009
The Top Ten Grammatical Errors That Gave You A Headache
* No name - A note from an inter-office memo: “Dear sir: w/ reference to my above, please refer to my below.”
* Jose de vengenge - Slogan of Sr. Pedro’s Lechon Manok: “Once tasted, always wanted.”
* Jose de vengenge - In a resort in Rizal: “Not allowed to swim: t-shirt & maong. Allowed to swim: sando & shorts.”
* No name - I went to Vietnam and saw this sign in a resto: “no pay, no delicious”.
* jen70 - “I’m chicken tired of you!” (dahil para akong manok?)
* No name - We were eating squid for dinner and I blurted out, “Guys, who wants my testicles?” (I meant tentacles)
* Kyle - Our boss: “Is Randy is there?”
* Ramiele Malunggay - “When it rains, it’s four!”
* Kage - In a bus terminal near NAIA: “No outsider allowed inside!”
* Jose de vengenge - “So far, so good…so far.”
* Mcsupremy - In our church, pastor Santos was very sick, but all of a sudden, he got better. So the whole church made a banner: “GOD is good. Pastor Santos is better!”
* Goldfish - Every morning our manager would update us. She would always start with, “For your FYI…”
* Russell - Street sign: “Dumb truck, no entry.”
* Yen - My brod sa org told us about his English teacher in HS who said angrily: “Simple follow you cannot instruction, how can you graduation?”
* Cutericme - Friend: “Wat dat?” Me: “Pare, lagyan mo ng ‘S’.” Friend: “Wat dats?”
* Kaliwete Kid - We had a dept outing this weekend. The admin sent an email askng for our shoe sizes. It said: “Attendees will be receiving free fleep flaps.”
* Lie - A boss asked one of his employees: “May I see you pretty soon?” The employee answerd: “Why, don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
* Lie - In a restaurant I overheard a customer ask: “Do you have a specialty?” The waiter answered: “Sorry sir, we only have iced tea.”
* Daisy6 - Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko ang only Living Legend na buhay pa!”
* Joyce - During a beach outing, an officemate said, “Tara, let’s go sand-bathing!”
* Tere - “Well, well, well, look do we have here!”
* Chinky - We once received a message from our scheduler: “I need the death certificates of the following employees: Dennis Cruz, Maryann Fernando, John Aquino.”
* SPY Shadow - Overheard during a dance party. Man: “May I dance?” Woman: “Centerly!”
* No name - Taken from a guard’s log book: “Security supervisor visited my post and passed away after five minutes.”
* No name - “Ang sakit ng MIND GRAIN ko!”
* Twylyt - When my assistant tells a client that she’ll give them feedback, she goes: “Ma’am I’ll feed you back nalang po.”
* No name - “Goats’ for sale” and “Goat,s for sale”.
* JP - “Keep that bear in mind.”
* Techie777 - Actual stuff written in patients’ medical charts in a certain public hostpital: 1. “Discharge status: alive but without permission.” 2. “She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.” 3. “The patient refused autopsy.” 4. “She is numb from her toes down.”
* Gorgeous Bitch - “I don’t give a dumb!”
* Stunnedsilence - A letter envelope w/o return address marked: “Guest who?”
* Evochiq - When I was applying in a call center I heard the front desk ask one of the applicants: “Are you a walk-in applicant?” He answered: “No, I commute!”
* Ivan - “It’s my alma mother.”
* Ginny - “Once in a bloom.”
* The Dark Passenger - At a wedding: “Let’s give them a warm of applause!”
* No name - “I second emotion!”
* Curly - “Ang sakit ng STEEP NECK ko!”
* No name - Sign in a tiangge selling bedroom items: “For sale: BED SHIT.”
* Untamed Swan - A sign in a Korean store: “No chewing cum.”
* Jose de vengenge - In cubao: “This lot not 4 sale. Call 0917
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
* Jose de vengenge - Slogan of Sr. Pedro’s Lechon Manok: “Once tasted, always wanted.”
* Jose de vengenge - In a resort in Rizal: “Not allowed to swim: t-shirt & maong. Allowed to swim: sando & shorts.”
* No name - I went to Vietnam and saw this sign in a resto: “no pay, no delicious”.
* jen70 - “I’m chicken tired of you!” (dahil para akong manok?)
* No name - We were eating squid for dinner and I blurted out, “Guys, who wants my testicles?” (I meant tentacles)
* Kyle - Our boss: “Is Randy is there?”
* Ramiele Malunggay - “When it rains, it’s four!”
* Kage - In a bus terminal near NAIA: “No outsider allowed inside!”
* Jose de vengenge - “So far, so good…so far.”
* Mcsupremy - In our church, pastor Santos was very sick, but all of a sudden, he got better. So the whole church made a banner: “GOD is good. Pastor Santos is better!”
* Goldfish - Every morning our manager would update us. She would always start with, “For your FYI…”
* Russell - Street sign: “Dumb truck, no entry.”
* Yen - My brod sa org told us about his English teacher in HS who said angrily: “Simple follow you cannot instruction, how can you graduation?”
* Cutericme - Friend: “Wat dat?” Me: “Pare, lagyan mo ng ‘S’.” Friend: “Wat dats?”
* Kaliwete Kid - We had a dept outing this weekend. The admin sent an email askng for our shoe sizes. It said: “Attendees will be receiving free fleep flaps.”
* Lie - A boss asked one of his employees: “May I see you pretty soon?” The employee answerd: “Why, don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
* Lie - In a restaurant I overheard a customer ask: “Do you have a specialty?” The waiter answered: “Sorry sir, we only have iced tea.”
* Daisy6 - Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko ang only Living Legend na buhay pa!”
* Joyce - During a beach outing, an officemate said, “Tara, let’s go sand-bathing!”
* Tere - “Well, well, well, look do we have here!”
* Chinky - We once received a message from our scheduler: “I need the death certificates of the following employees: Dennis Cruz, Maryann Fernando, John Aquino.”
* SPY Shadow - Overheard during a dance party. Man: “May I dance?” Woman: “Centerly!”
* No name - Taken from a guard’s log book: “Security supervisor visited my post and passed away after five minutes.”
* No name - “Ang sakit ng MIND GRAIN ko!”
* Twylyt - When my assistant tells a client that she’ll give them feedback, she goes: “Ma’am I’ll feed you back nalang po.”
* No name - “Goats’ for sale” and “Goat,s for sale”.
* JP - “Keep that bear in mind.”
* Techie777 - Actual stuff written in patients’ medical charts in a certain public hostpital: 1. “Discharge status: alive but without permission.” 2. “She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.” 3. “The patient refused autopsy.” 4. “She is numb from her toes down.”
* Gorgeous Bitch - “I don’t give a dumb!”
* Stunnedsilence - A letter envelope w/o return address marked: “Guest who?”
* Evochiq - When I was applying in a call center I heard the front desk ask one of the applicants: “Are you a walk-in applicant?” He answered: “No, I commute!”
* Ivan - “It’s my alma mother.”
* Ginny - “Once in a bloom.”
* The Dark Passenger - At a wedding: “Let’s give them a warm of applause!”
* No name - “I second emotion!”
* Curly - “Ang sakit ng STEEP NECK ko!”
* No name - Sign in a tiangge selling bedroom items: “For sale: BED SHIT.”
* Untamed Swan - A sign in a Korean store: “No chewing cum.”
* Jose de vengenge - In cubao: “This lot not 4 sale. Call 0917
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Thursday, April 9, 2009
ANG PINAKA PATOK NA USO year 2008
1. CELLPHONE
2. REALITY TV
3 TELENOVELA
4. SPA
5. COFFEE SHOP
6. VIDEOKE
7. INTERNET CAFE
8. UKAY-UKAY
9. RETOKE
10.INSTANT NOODLES
11. BANDA
12. NOVELTY SONGS
13. SHAWARMA
14. PEARL SHAKES
15. ANIME
Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
The Top Ten Maling Akala
* Ms Frecks - Dati, ayokong i-dial ang phone number namin sa bahay kasi akala ko baka makausap ko ang sarili ko.
* Paolo - When I was in elementary, a classmate of mine told me that I had eyebags, so I said “Ha, asan? asan?”
* Candygurl - As a kid, I thought that if I talked in English FLUENTLY w/o muttering a single Filipino word, my hair would go blonde.
* Loipogi - Akala ng maraming tao, kapag paulit-ulit nilang pinress ang elevator button, bibilis ito. Studies show lalo lang bumabagal yung system.
* No name - Akala ko yung Bear Brand galing sa dede ng bear.
* Mayuyulover - Akala ko noong unang panahon black and white ang mundo (kasi yung mga old movies black and white din).
* Cooky - When I was a kid, akala ko pag nireplay yung Ms. Universe sa gabi, iba ang nananalo kesa sa umaga. Kaya lagi ko pinapanood yung sa gabi, hoping Ms. Philippines might win.
* Jedi Mstr - Akala ko dati dalawang tao lang sila “Tito Vic” & “Joey”.
* Jedi Mstr/Scrambledegg - Akala ko dati champoy was made from Chinese boogers.
* Kobang - Akala ko “opisina” ang ibig sabihin nung salitang “kulasisi”, kasi laging sinasabi ng mommy ko sa daddy ko, “O, galing ka naman sa kulasisi mo!”
* Purple - When I was a kid akala ko my mom was Coney Reyes in disguise; that every time she went to work, she was in reality shooting “Coney Reyes on Camera”.
* Jessie - Nung 1998, akala ko si Chico Garcia, yung asawa ni Jean Garcia.
* Eminem - Noong bata pa ako at inosente, akala ko totoong pinipitik ang itlog para maging itlog na pula kasi yun sabi ng uncle ko.
* No name - Akala ng kaibigan kong taga U.P., ang boobs ng girls, isa tubig isa gatas! Kaya daw nililipat ng mom yung baby from one boob to the other para milk then water!
* Taho - When I was a kid akala ko that the U.S. is in the clouds, that’s why people have to ride airplanes to get there.
* No name - Akala ko gusto ko ng girls…yun pala mas gusto ko ang boys.
* KiD BuKid - Nakulong yung taga-kabilang barangay kasi akala niya lubid lang ang napulot niya, yun pala may nakataling baka sa dulo!
* Curt Smith - “Ay hon, sorry! Madilim kasi, akala ko nakatihaya ka, nakadapa ka pala…”
* Ynaki - Akala ko ang tawag sa taong taga-Holland, ay “Holes”, kasi diba pag taga-Poland, “Poles”?
* Jedi Mstr - Akala ko dati, women with firm butts were virgins.
* Jose de vengenge - Akala ko dati nabubuntis din ang bading…pero sa throat.
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Ang Pinaka "POPULAR PINOY PANATA"
1. Visita Iglesia
2. Fasting or Pag-aayuno
3. Panata sa Quiapo
4. Pasyon or Pabasa
5. Penitensya
6. Panata kay Sto Niño
7. Crucifixion
8. Panata sa Baclaran
9. Stations of the Cross
10. Panata sa Obando
2. Fasting or Pag-aayuno
3. Panata sa Quiapo
4. Pasyon or Pabasa
5. Penitensya
6. Panata kay Sto Niño
7. Crucifixion
8. Panata sa Baclaran
9. Stations of the Cross
10. Panata sa Obando
Friday, April 3, 2009
Oldest in the Philippines
This trivia was email to me by a friend, think its informative to share it.
Oldest Province
Aklan, originally known as Minuro it Akean, is considered as the oldest province in the country and believed to have been established as early as 1213 by settlers from Borneo. Its first ruler was Datu Dinagandan. In 1399, Kalantiaw grabbed the throne. In 1433, Kalantiaw III formulated a set of laws that is known today as the Code of Kalantiaw.
Oldest Town
Unisan, Quezon could be the oldest town in the Philippines. The people of Unisan claimed that their town is now 481 years old, having been established in 1521, the same year that Ferdinand Magellan discovered the Philippines. All other towns in the country were established not earlier than 1565, when Spain formally occupied the Philippines as a colony.
A Malayan queen named Ladya reportedly20founded Calilayan, the old name of the town. In 1876, Calilayan was renamed Unisan which was derived from the Latin word uni-sancti, meaning "holy saint". (Source: Philippine Daily Inquirer)
Oldest City
Cebu City is considered as the oldest city in the country, as this was the site of the earliest European settlement established by Spanish conqueror Miguel Lopez de Legazpi in 1565.
Oldest Fort
The first Spanish settlement in the country, Villa del Santisimo Nombre de Jesus, was located inside Fort San Pedro in Cebu City. The fort's construction began in 1565.
Oldest Street
Calle Colon in Cebu City is considered as the oldest street in the country. Named after explorer Christopher Columbus, Calle Colon was first constructed in 1565 by men of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi.
Oldest Stone Church
The Baclayon Church in Bohol is considered as the oldest stone church in the Philippines. But some historians disagree, claiming that San Agustin Church in Manila deserves the title.
Church historians claim that the cornerstones of San Agustin Church were laid as early as 1571, 25 years before Baclayon Church was built in 1596. But most people believe the title should be kept by the latter, since it is situated in the island first occupied by the troops of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi, the country's first Spanish governor general.
Bohol was where a friendship was sealed with blood between chieftain Rajah Sikatuna and Legazpi. The event is known today as ''The20Blood Compact.''
Oldest Hospital
The San Lazaro Hospital could be the oldest hospital in the country. According to Pampango historian Zoilo Galang, the San Lazaro hospital was established in 1578; Enfermeria de Naga, 1583; and Hospital de San Juan de Dios, 1596.
Oldest Church Bell
The oldest church bell in the country is said to be the one found in Camalaniugan, Cagayan. That bell was reportedly forged in 1595.
Oldest Bridge
The Jones Bridge, formerly known as Puente de Espana, was first built in 1701. It was rebuilt by the Americans in 1916 and renamed after Atkinson Jones.
Oldest University
The University of San Carlos (USC) in Cebu City is considered as the oldest school in the country and in Asia. Formerly known as the Colegio de San Ildefonso, it was founded by the Spanish Jesuits on August 1, 1595. This makes the Cebu-based university older than the University of Santo Tomas (1611) in Manila and Harvard University (1636) in the United States.
The University of Santo Tomas, however, contests this title. Formerly known as the Colegio de Nuestra Señora del Rosario, UST was the first school, which got a university status in 1645. USC became a university in 1948. UST also claimed that the original USC was closed in 1769 as a result of the expulsion of the Jesuits. It reopened in 1783 under a new name and ownership. But the USC officials stick to their claim. The university observed its 400th foundation day on August 21, 1995.
Oldest Vocational School
The Don Honorio Ventura College of Arts and Trades (DHVCAT) in Bacolor, Pampanga is said to be the oldest vocational school in Asia. Augustinian Friar Juan Zita and civic leader Don Felino Gil established the vocational school on November 4, 1861.
Oldest Company
Ayala Corp., one of the largest conglomerates in the country, is also the oldest existing company around. It was established in 1834 by sugar barons Domingo Roxas and Antonio de Ayala. It was later renamed as Casa Ayala, then as Ayala y Compania and recently as Ayala Corp.
Oldest Bank
In 1881, Domingo Roxas, an ancestor of the Ayala family, became one of the first directors of Banco Español-Filipino de Isabel II, which was founded by virtue of a royal decree issued by Queen Isabel II. The bank issued the country's first currency notes the following year. Considered as the first private commercial bank in the country, the bank came to be known as the Bank of Philippine Islands in 1912. The oldest savings bank was Monte de Piedad, which was established in 1882.
Oldest Military Supply Shop
The oldest military supply shop in the country was said to be Alfredo Roensch and Co.
Oldest Rizal Monument
What can be considered as the oldest Rizal monument in the country is a 20-foot metal structure standing at a park in Daet, Camarines Norte. Its construction reportedly began on December 30, 1898 and was finished in February 1899. In comp arison, the Rizal monument at the former Luneta park was built in 1912.
Oldest Vice
The earliest vice among native Filipinos, according to historians, was the chewing of betelnut or "nganga". It was said that Filipinos had been chewing betelnut for 3,000 years.
Oldest Insurance Firm
Insular Life Insurance Company was established on November 26, 1910, becoming the oldest insurance agency in the country.
Oldest Epics
In a 1962 study, E. Arsenio Manuel said the country had at least 19 epics, which were passed to the present generation from our early ancestors through oral chanting. Among these so-called ethnoepics were 13 epics among pagan Filipinos, 2 among Christian Filipinos, and 4 among Muslim Filipinos. These included the Ilocano epic Lam-ang, Manuvu's Tuwaang, Sulod's Hinilawod and Maranaw's Bantugan.
Oldest Province
Aklan, originally known as Minuro it Akean, is considered as the oldest province in the country and believed to have been established as early as 1213 by settlers from Borneo. Its first ruler was Datu Dinagandan. In 1399, Kalantiaw grabbed the throne. In 1433, Kalantiaw III formulated a set of laws that is known today as the Code of Kalantiaw.
Oldest Town
Unisan, Quezon could be the oldest town in the Philippines. The people of Unisan claimed that their town is now 481 years old, having been established in 1521, the same year that Ferdinand Magellan discovered the Philippines. All other towns in the country were established not earlier than 1565, when Spain formally occupied the Philippines as a colony.
A Malayan queen named Ladya reportedly20founded Calilayan, the old name of the town. In 1876, Calilayan was renamed Unisan which was derived from the Latin word uni-sancti, meaning "holy saint". (Source: Philippine Daily Inquirer)
Oldest City
Cebu City is considered as the oldest city in the country, as this was the site of the earliest European settlement established by Spanish conqueror Miguel Lopez de Legazpi in 1565.
Oldest Fort
The first Spanish settlement in the country, Villa del Santisimo Nombre de Jesus, was located inside Fort San Pedro in Cebu City. The fort's construction began in 1565.
Oldest Street
Calle Colon in Cebu City is considered as the oldest street in the country. Named after explorer Christopher Columbus, Calle Colon was first constructed in 1565 by men of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi.
Oldest Stone Church
The Baclayon Church in Bohol is considered as the oldest stone church in the Philippines. But some historians disagree, claiming that San Agustin Church in Manila deserves the title.
Church historians claim that the cornerstones of San Agustin Church were laid as early as 1571, 25 years before Baclayon Church was built in 1596. But most people believe the title should be kept by the latter, since it is situated in the island first occupied by the troops of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi, the country's first Spanish governor general.
Bohol was where a friendship was sealed with blood between chieftain Rajah Sikatuna and Legazpi. The event is known today as ''The20Blood Compact.''
Oldest Hospital
The San Lazaro Hospital could be the oldest hospital in the country. According to Pampango historian Zoilo Galang, the San Lazaro hospital was established in 1578; Enfermeria de Naga, 1583; and Hospital de San Juan de Dios, 1596.
Oldest Church Bell
The oldest church bell in the country is said to be the one found in Camalaniugan, Cagayan. That bell was reportedly forged in 1595.
Oldest Bridge
The Jones Bridge, formerly known as Puente de Espana, was first built in 1701. It was rebuilt by the Americans in 1916 and renamed after Atkinson Jones.
Oldest University
The University of San Carlos (USC) in Cebu City is considered as the oldest school in the country and in Asia. Formerly known as the Colegio de San Ildefonso, it was founded by the Spanish Jesuits on August 1, 1595. This makes the Cebu-based university older than the University of Santo Tomas (1611) in Manila and Harvard University (1636) in the United States.
The University of Santo Tomas, however, contests this title. Formerly known as the Colegio de Nuestra Señora del Rosario, UST was the first school, which got a university status in 1645. USC became a university in 1948. UST also claimed that the original USC was closed in 1769 as a result of the expulsion of the Jesuits. It reopened in 1783 under a new name and ownership. But the USC officials stick to their claim. The university observed its 400th foundation day on August 21, 1995.
Oldest Vocational School
The Don Honorio Ventura College of Arts and Trades (DHVCAT) in Bacolor, Pampanga is said to be the oldest vocational school in Asia. Augustinian Friar Juan Zita and civic leader Don Felino Gil established the vocational school on November 4, 1861.
Oldest Company
Ayala Corp., one of the largest conglomerates in the country, is also the oldest existing company around. It was established in 1834 by sugar barons Domingo Roxas and Antonio de Ayala. It was later renamed as Casa Ayala, then as Ayala y Compania and recently as Ayala Corp.
Oldest Bank
In 1881, Domingo Roxas, an ancestor of the Ayala family, became one of the first directors of Banco Español-Filipino de Isabel II, which was founded by virtue of a royal decree issued by Queen Isabel II. The bank issued the country's first currency notes the following year. Considered as the first private commercial bank in the country, the bank came to be known as the Bank of Philippine Islands in 1912. The oldest savings bank was Monte de Piedad, which was established in 1882.
Oldest Military Supply Shop
The oldest military supply shop in the country was said to be Alfredo Roensch and Co.
Oldest Rizal Monument
What can be considered as the oldest Rizal monument in the country is a 20-foot metal structure standing at a park in Daet, Camarines Norte. Its construction reportedly began on December 30, 1898 and was finished in February 1899. In comp arison, the Rizal monument at the former Luneta park was built in 1912.
Oldest Vice
The earliest vice among native Filipinos, according to historians, was the chewing of betelnut or "nganga". It was said that Filipinos had been chewing betelnut for 3,000 years.
Oldest Insurance Firm
Insular Life Insurance Company was established on November 26, 1910, becoming the oldest insurance agency in the country.
Oldest Epics
In a 1962 study, E. Arsenio Manuel said the country had at least 19 epics, which were passed to the present generation from our early ancestors through oral chanting. Among these so-called ethnoepics were 13 epics among pagan Filipinos, 2 among Christian Filipinos, and 4 among Muslim Filipinos. These included the Ilocano epic Lam-ang, Manuvu's Tuwaang, Sulod's Hinilawod and Maranaw's Bantugan.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
The Top Ten School Quotes
* Jose de Vengenge - Once a classmate was really noisy. Prof: “Mr. Co, alam mo, para kang sperm!” Mr. Co: “Sir bakit po?” Prof: “Ang sarap mong palabasin!”
* Highjumper - In high school, during a quiz, our teacher threatened us:”If I catch any of you cheating…minus 1!”
* Mika - The professor didn’t like the way the students kept looking at the clock. So he wrote this sign beneath it: “Time will pass. But will you?”
* No name - During history class, our teacher asked a classmate: “Do you know Rizal?” Our smart aleck classmate answered, “Ma’am, not personally.”
* Astroboy - “Ang pag-aaral ay parang biyahe…masarap tulugan.”
* Jobellicious - “Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi.”
* Athanatos - Our proctor said during an exam: “You can look up for inspiration, you can look down in desperation, but you cannot look sideways for information.”
* Eylek - Our teacher on our first day said, our lesson for today is algebra. Then she asked me: “Alec, what is algebra?” I answered: “Uhm…our lesson for today?”
* Jose de vengenge - When I was in Grade 1, my teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down “happy.” She told me:”I don’t think you understand the assignment.” I told her” “I don’t think you understand life.”
* Abe - Work Ed teacher goes: “Class, our project for this week is an ‘eazy dizzy reyjo’ (AC/DC radio).” Also: “Next week, we will make a ‘paper massay giraffy’ (papier mache giraffe).”
* Kdash - An English prof was explaining that like in math, words affect whether the statement is positive or negative. He went on to say that while double negative words make the sentence positive, like in, “That’s not wrong”, the opposite is not true with double positive words, which will always be positive. A classmate said sarcastically, “Yeah, right.”
* Maximo - Teacher: “Class, kung ang ama ang haligi ng tahanan, ano naman ang papel ng ina?” Student: “Ma’am, ang ina po ang nagpapatigas ng haligi ng tahanan.”
Astroboy - “The brain of stupid people have two sides: The LEFT side, where nothing is right, and the RIGHT side where nothing is left.”
* Boknoi - Professor in an exclusive all-female school: “May rice shortage ngayon. Kailangang magtipid. Di niyo ba alam na ang bawat butil ng bigas na kinakain ninyo ay dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka?” Class: “Eeeeww!!”
* Roms - In high school, a student dance group called “Body Machines” performed. One teacher commented: “Ang galing ng ‘body masins’, para na silang ’street children’!” Translation: “Ang galing ng Body Machines, para na silang Street Boys!”
* Jose de vengenge - Art Teacher: “Ok class, I want you to bring a Vogyu (Vogue) magazine tomorrow.” Me: “Ma’am, it’s Vogue, not Vogyu.” Teacher: “Okay, okay, there’s no need to arg!”
Riverbanks: (student approaches teacher after class) Student: “Titser, ang galing ng nanay ko!” Teacher: “Bakit?” Student: “Tinuturuan niya kami ng kagandahang asal!” Teacher: “Eh di marunong ka gumamit ng PO at OPO?” Student: “Siyempre, tanga ka ba?”
* Roms - My high school English teacher, on a topic about idioms, pronounced “tough luck” as “tow luck” and “rough hug” as “row hug”.
* Shandijossa/Febkinse - My friend’s gay nephew was asked by his teacher: “Bigyan mo ako ng kulay na nagsisimula sa letrang “M”, except maroon.” The nephew answered: “Maitim, maputi, medyo berde, mamula-mula, mamink-mink.” Teacher: “Gago.”
* Dark Passenger - Our Chem prof one time said that the chemical we were studying had a “frothy” odor. We wondered what a “frothy” smell was. Yun pala, yung amoy “frotas” daw.
* No name - Titser: “Who can give an example of a tag question?” Pupil: “My teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?” Titser: “Very gud! Okey, i-tagalog mo naman!” Pupil: “Si ma’am ay maganda, hindi naman, diba?”
* Jose de vengenge - During our swimming class, somebody shouted: “Tulooong! Di ako marunong lumangoy!” Then a bitchy classmate said: “Eh ano naman ngayon? Ako nga di marunong mag-violin, sinisigaw ko ba?”
* Mey - Our biology teacher said in one of our discussions: “The HUMAN BRAIN is the most amazing organ. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born, and only stops when we…take EXAMS!”
* Loipogi - (to a student sleeping in class) Teacher: “Alam mo naman sigurong you cannot sleep in my class, right?” Student: Alam mo pala eh, kaya bawas-bawasan ninyo ang ingay niyo!”
* Eds: Math Teacher: “Juan, kung may 2 anak ako sa unang asawa, 3 sa pangalawang asawa, at 4 sa pangatlo, meron akong…ano?” Juan: “Kalandian, ma’am! Ang landi niyo ma’am!”
* Georgina - Our teacher barged into the classroom and stated angrily: “Class, walang pasok! Basa ang chalk!”
* Bennett - I read it in a billboard back in high school & it went: “If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.”
* SPY Shadow - Our HS class adviser was telling us the importance of having a class picture when my classmate said: “Oo nga, Ma’am, para masasabi natin kunwari, ‘Uy, tamo ‘tong si Andrew ngayon engineer na! Or, ‘Si Lily, ngayon teacher na!’ Or ‘Si George, ngayon piloto na!’” Sabay sabat ng isa pang kaklase: “Or, uy, tignan mo noon si Ma’am o! Ngayon…patay na!”
* Jose de vengenge - In the canteen. ME: “Miss bakit naman ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba cook niyo dito?” MISS: “Ayyy ser. Wala pu kaming cuk dito…Pipse lang po! Pipse!”
* Bravo Man - My prof always said: “I only have 2 rules. One, the professor is always right. Two, if the professor is wrong, go back to rule # 1.”
* Lhou Ghin - During one exam, my teacher said: “Cover your papers, or your classmates will copy your wrong answers.”
* Espeks - GURO: “Jun, bakit mo laging nilalawayan ang ulo mo tuwing may klase tayo?” JUN: “Kasi po, narinig ko pong sinabi ni inay kay itay, basain daw ng laway ang ulo pag ayaw pumasok!”
* Joltino’s sister - My math teacher said that we needed a 5×8 index card, and my classmate asked what color should it be. He said: “Any color, basta white!”
* Geyp - The class was so noisy so our teacher shouted with so much anger: “ANG MGA BUNGANGA! BRRRATATATATAT NG BRRRATATATATAT! PARA KAYONG MASHING GUN!”
* RC N CESS - This is my original quote/poem for my ethics class which earned me an UNO: “‘Good is good’ is not good. ‘Bad is not bad’ is not bad. Good is bad, bad is gud. This is good…it ain’t bad.
* Missed - Teacher talking to student: “What do you think is the biggest problem facing the youth now?” Student: “Drugs po.” Teacher: (impressed) “Okey, bakit mo nasabing drugs?” Student: “Ang mahal, eh!”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
* Highjumper - In high school, during a quiz, our teacher threatened us:”If I catch any of you cheating…minus 1!”
* Mika - The professor didn’t like the way the students kept looking at the clock. So he wrote this sign beneath it: “Time will pass. But will you?”
* No name - During history class, our teacher asked a classmate: “Do you know Rizal?” Our smart aleck classmate answered, “Ma’am, not personally.”
* Astroboy - “Ang pag-aaral ay parang biyahe…masarap tulugan.”
* Jobellicious - “Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi.”
* Athanatos - Our proctor said during an exam: “You can look up for inspiration, you can look down in desperation, but you cannot look sideways for information.”
* Eylek - Our teacher on our first day said, our lesson for today is algebra. Then she asked me: “Alec, what is algebra?” I answered: “Uhm…our lesson for today?”
* Jose de vengenge - When I was in Grade 1, my teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down “happy.” She told me:”I don’t think you understand the assignment.” I told her” “I don’t think you understand life.”
* Abe - Work Ed teacher goes: “Class, our project for this week is an ‘eazy dizzy reyjo’ (AC/DC radio).” Also: “Next week, we will make a ‘paper massay giraffy’ (papier mache giraffe).”
* Kdash - An English prof was explaining that like in math, words affect whether the statement is positive or negative. He went on to say that while double negative words make the sentence positive, like in, “That’s not wrong”, the opposite is not true with double positive words, which will always be positive. A classmate said sarcastically, “Yeah, right.”
* Maximo - Teacher: “Class, kung ang ama ang haligi ng tahanan, ano naman ang papel ng ina?” Student: “Ma’am, ang ina po ang nagpapatigas ng haligi ng tahanan.”
Astroboy - “The brain of stupid people have two sides: The LEFT side, where nothing is right, and the RIGHT side where nothing is left.”
* Boknoi - Professor in an exclusive all-female school: “May rice shortage ngayon. Kailangang magtipid. Di niyo ba alam na ang bawat butil ng bigas na kinakain ninyo ay dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka?” Class: “Eeeeww!!”
* Roms - In high school, a student dance group called “Body Machines” performed. One teacher commented: “Ang galing ng ‘body masins’, para na silang ’street children’!” Translation: “Ang galing ng Body Machines, para na silang Street Boys!”
* Jose de vengenge - Art Teacher: “Ok class, I want you to bring a Vogyu (Vogue) magazine tomorrow.” Me: “Ma’am, it’s Vogue, not Vogyu.” Teacher: “Okay, okay, there’s no need to arg!”
Riverbanks: (student approaches teacher after class) Student: “Titser, ang galing ng nanay ko!” Teacher: “Bakit?” Student: “Tinuturuan niya kami ng kagandahang asal!” Teacher: “Eh di marunong ka gumamit ng PO at OPO?” Student: “Siyempre, tanga ka ba?”
* Roms - My high school English teacher, on a topic about idioms, pronounced “tough luck” as “tow luck” and “rough hug” as “row hug”.
* Shandijossa/Febkinse - My friend’s gay nephew was asked by his teacher: “Bigyan mo ako ng kulay na nagsisimula sa letrang “M”, except maroon.” The nephew answered: “Maitim, maputi, medyo berde, mamula-mula, mamink-mink.” Teacher: “Gago.”
* Dark Passenger - Our Chem prof one time said that the chemical we were studying had a “frothy” odor. We wondered what a “frothy” smell was. Yun pala, yung amoy “frotas” daw.
* No name - Titser: “Who can give an example of a tag question?” Pupil: “My teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?” Titser: “Very gud! Okey, i-tagalog mo naman!” Pupil: “Si ma’am ay maganda, hindi naman, diba?”
* Jose de vengenge - During our swimming class, somebody shouted: “Tulooong! Di ako marunong lumangoy!” Then a bitchy classmate said: “Eh ano naman ngayon? Ako nga di marunong mag-violin, sinisigaw ko ba?”
* Mey - Our biology teacher said in one of our discussions: “The HUMAN BRAIN is the most amazing organ. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born, and only stops when we…take EXAMS!”
* Loipogi - (to a student sleeping in class) Teacher: “Alam mo naman sigurong you cannot sleep in my class, right?” Student: Alam mo pala eh, kaya bawas-bawasan ninyo ang ingay niyo!”
* Eds: Math Teacher: “Juan, kung may 2 anak ako sa unang asawa, 3 sa pangalawang asawa, at 4 sa pangatlo, meron akong…ano?” Juan: “Kalandian, ma’am! Ang landi niyo ma’am!”
* Georgina - Our teacher barged into the classroom and stated angrily: “Class, walang pasok! Basa ang chalk!”
* Bennett - I read it in a billboard back in high school & it went: “If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.”
* SPY Shadow - Our HS class adviser was telling us the importance of having a class picture when my classmate said: “Oo nga, Ma’am, para masasabi natin kunwari, ‘Uy, tamo ‘tong si Andrew ngayon engineer na! Or, ‘Si Lily, ngayon teacher na!’ Or ‘Si George, ngayon piloto na!’” Sabay sabat ng isa pang kaklase: “Or, uy, tignan mo noon si Ma’am o! Ngayon…patay na!”
* Jose de vengenge - In the canteen. ME: “Miss bakit naman ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba cook niyo dito?” MISS: “Ayyy ser. Wala pu kaming cuk dito…Pipse lang po! Pipse!”
* Bravo Man - My prof always said: “I only have 2 rules. One, the professor is always right. Two, if the professor is wrong, go back to rule # 1.”
* Lhou Ghin - During one exam, my teacher said: “Cover your papers, or your classmates will copy your wrong answers.”
* Espeks - GURO: “Jun, bakit mo laging nilalawayan ang ulo mo tuwing may klase tayo?” JUN: “Kasi po, narinig ko pong sinabi ni inay kay itay, basain daw ng laway ang ulo pag ayaw pumasok!”
* Joltino’s sister - My math teacher said that we needed a 5×8 index card, and my classmate asked what color should it be. He said: “Any color, basta white!”
* Geyp - The class was so noisy so our teacher shouted with so much anger: “ANG MGA BUNGANGA! BRRRATATATATAT NG BRRRATATATATAT! PARA KAYONG MASHING GUN!”
* RC N CESS - This is my original quote/poem for my ethics class which earned me an UNO: “‘Good is good’ is not good. ‘Bad is not bad’ is not bad. Good is bad, bad is gud. This is good…it ain’t bad.
* Missed - Teacher talking to student: “What do you think is the biggest problem facing the youth now?” Student: “Drugs po.” Teacher: (impressed) “Okey, bakit mo nasabing drugs?” Student: “Ang mahal, eh!”
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
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