Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ang Pinaka: Amazing Pinoy Entrepreneurs

"Ang Pinaka" pays tribute to some of the most awe-inspiring success stories of Pinoy entrepreneurship. Many of these 'entrepinoys' had humble beginnings and were not born to rich families which make their stories even more amazing and truly inspiring. Through their hardwork, vision and dedication, they were able to make it to the top and are now some of the richest Pinoys in the land, as listed by Forbes Asia.

With the guest panelistas: Philippine Daily Inquirer's Business Features Editor Margie Quimpo-Espino, 'Entrepreneur' magazine editor in chief Jose Galang, Management Association of the Philippines' Past President Evelyn R. Singson, Development Dimensions International Vice President Victor Magdaraog, and 'Asian Dragon' publisher Olivia Limpe-Aw. The Ang Pinaka: Amazing Pinoy Entrepreneurs :

1. HENRY SY (SM Corp.)
2. Andrew Tan (Megaworld Corp.)
3. Manny Villar (C&P Homes)
4. Tony Tan Caktiong (Jollibee)
5. John Gokongwei Jr. (JG Summit Holdings)
6. David Consunji (DMCI Construction firm)
7. Socorro Ramos (National Bookstore)
8. Alfredo Yao (Zesto)
9. Cecilio Pedro (Hapee Toothpaste)
10. Lolita Hizon (Pampanga's Best)

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

PINAKA SMART WAYS TO MANAGE YOUR MONEY

Why do we need to save and invest? How do we tell if an investment is wise? What are the factors that we should consider before actually investing our hard-earned money? From the guest Ang Pinaka panelistas :UP School of Economics professor Benjamin Diokno, entrepreneur and financial adviser Francisco Colayco, Makati Business Club Executive Director Alberto Lim, Inquirer.net Business editor Salve Duplito and Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas-Central Supervisory Support Sub-sector Managing Director Dr. Johnny Noe Ravalo. Here are the top ten Pinaka Smart Ways to Manage Your Money

1. Debt reduction (pay your debts)
2. Invest in mutual funds
3. Maintain bank deposits (savings, time deposits)
4. Invest in bonds
5. Invest in stock market
6. Invest in real estate
7. Be an entrepreneur
8. Buy foreign currency
9. Invest in pre-need plans
10.Invest in jewelry, antiques and arts

Source : Ang Pinaka TV Show on QTV-11

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Top Ten Onli In Da Pilipins

* Scrambledegg/Loi Pogi - Sa Pinas, iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng sumusunod: “bisexual”, “metrosexual”, straight-curious”, “str8-tripper”, at “swinger” — mga baklang daig pa ang itik sa kembot ng balakang.
* Awsom - Ang kudeta, pinapanood na parang concert ng mga tao.
* Bobidax - There’s a sign in Bulacan, “Lahat ng kakaliwa, lumagi sa kanan”.
* Shigella/Sid/Toink! - We have a full sentence composed of repating just one 1 syllable: “Bababa ba?”
* Maximo/Pinay Goddess - Dito lang nakakamatay ang kantang, “My Way”.
* Brics/Sydney - Every Pinoy clan has a “Tito Boy” and a “Tita Baby”.
* Gorgeous Bitch - Dito lang may kurtina ang mga sasakyan.
* Amber - Duktor na, nagnu-nurse pa, kasi mas malaki ang bayad.
* Yelly - Pedestrians crossing a majoy highway or expressway.
* Blue/Scrambledegg - Lahat ng artista gustong mag politiko, lahat ng politiko gustong mag-artista.
* Rodel - We are all hermaphrodites because wherever you go, regardless of gender, you will be referred to as “mamser”.
* Supremo - In da Pilipins, motorcyles and pedicabs are exempted from traffic rules.
* Windburn - A senator named JOKER, and a cardinal named SIN.
* Migokyla - In this country, slow cars stay on the leftmost lane, while fast cars overtake on the right lane.
* Bobidax - Dito lang sa Pinas inuulam ang spaghetti sa rice.
* Bebang - You see signs like, “Bawal homawak ang hendi bebeli. Kung ekaw ay bebeli malaya kang pomeli.”
* Doorknob - We have doorbell names: Bing, Bong, Ding, Dong, Ping, Pong, Ting, Ging, Kring-kring.
* Sayuri - Dito nalang pwede mag-concert ang The Letterman, The Platters, Air Supply, etc, kahit mga lolo na sila.
* Cheyenne - Here, your in-laws’ visit can last 5 years!
* No name/Mulangot - We Filipinos point with our lips. Funny thing is, the farther the object is, the longer our lips become.
* Major Ganda - Here, the stinkiest areas are those right under the signs, “Bawal umihi dito” and “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”.
* Ynaki- The Pinoy Christmas season begins in September and ends on Valentines.
* Sayuri - Walls, corners, car doors and wheels are used as urinals.
* Mr. Perk - Here, especially when commuting, you wear your backpack, in front.
* Leitox - Where you can find people na binagyo at binaha na, nakangiti pa rin at kumakaway pag dinaanan ng camera.
* Maynman - Squatters who put up “No Tresspassing” signs on their “property”.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Ang Pinaka HOT na “HOW TO” sa Internet

1. How to kiss?
2. How to draw?
3. How to sing?
4. How to overclock a computer?
5. How to drive?
6. How to install?
7. How to Diet?
8. How to hypnotize?
9. How to meditate?
10. How to cook?

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Top Ten Ways To Explain The Birds And The Bees To Kids

* Louise - “Anak, alam mo, ganito yun. Si Daddy, may uod. Si Mommy, may lupa. Pag inuod ang lupa, magbubunga. Ikaw yun.”
* GeLengZan - Every time my mom ask what’s wrong with me, my 12-yr-old daughter replies, “Kulang sa SEX.”
* Hanazawa Rui - “Si mommy may sakit. Madalas siya mag-bleed. Nag-inject si daddy ng gamot. Nawala yung bleeding, kaya lang may side effect: ikaw.”
* Maximo - “Para lang yan mga workers, labas-pasok sa trabaho. After 9 months, lalabas ang fruit of their labors.”
* Dru - “Pag itong okra naging talong, tapos inipit mo siya sa sariwang repolyo, may lalabas na togue at dagta.”
* The Design8d Driver - “Anak, si mommy may bibingka. Si daddy naman may itlog na maalat. Pag pinatong ni daddy yung itlog niya sa bibingka ni mommy, magiging ’special’ na ito.”
* Maximo - “Si mommy kasi, kain ng kain ng hotdog. Kaya ayan, lumaki ang tiyan niya sa sobrang busog.”
* Roni - “Ang mommy mo kasi, nag-pakwan. Ayun, nabuntis! Kaya ikaw, wag kang magpa-pakwan!
* KiD BuKid - “It’s when the girl should’ve said ‘NO! DON’T! STOP, NOW!’ to her boyfriend. But she ended up saying, ‘No, don’t stop now!’”
* Mr. Perk - “Yun yung gusto pa gawin ni Lola, pero hindi na kaya ni Lolo.”
* Dru - “Imagine a beautiful flower, blossoming in the early sun, moist with morning dew, petals swaying slowly in the wind. Now, imagine a penis and a vagina next to it…”
Mockbuster - When my officemate’s 6-year-old son asked her how he got into her tummy, she told him that his daddy pushed him in. When her son asked how his daddy pushed, she answered, “Hard, and over and over and over…”
* Espeks - “Ewan, basta tinuruan ako ng mommy mo na kumain ng pechay…”
* Maximo - “Pag yung kalbo, dumura sa loob ng tiyan ng mommy mo.”
* Jose de vengenge - “Yan yung pag kinukudkod ni papa ang niyog ni mama.”
* Cheyenne - “Just like what Don McLean sang, it’s when Daddy’s sweet fishes comes in your Mommy’s lovelake!”
* Maximo - When a kid caught his parents in the act, the parents tried to explain. Dad: “Anak, ipinapasok ko lang yung ‘kotse’ ko sa loob ng garahe ni mommy.” Kid: “Dad, ipasok mo pa ng mabuti kasi nakalabas pa yung dalawang gulong sa likod.”
* Purplerose - “Yun yung ginagawa ni mommy at daddy pagkatapos nila mag-away.”
* Aston martin- “Naglalaro kami ng horsey-horsey kaya ayun, nagka pony kami!”
* Geyp - “As the saying goes, “Love sucks, but true love swallows!”
* Maverick/Ian024 - “Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Top Ten Last Words Of A Virgin

* Maximo/Design8ed Driver/Ronwaldo/Manoy/Abel - Inside a bus, a bunch of armed men went onboard and said at gunpoint: Holdaper: “Lahat ng babae gagahasain!” Young Girl: “Maawa na po kayo! Reypin niyo na lahat, wag lang ang lola ko!” Lola: “Che! Epal tong batang to! Di mo ba siya narinig, lahat daw rereypin! LAHAT!”
* Tcams - “Pare wag…wag yan…may lotion sa drawer…”
* Atty Cabs - “Hep, hep, sabi mo hahawakan ko lang?”
* Jamfong - Holdaper: “Holdap to!” Girl: “SAKL0L0! Rape! Raaape!” Holdaper: “Teka, bakit rape? Ang sabi ko holdap to!” Girl: “Eto naman…nagsu-suggest lang naman…”
* MNEMONIC - Sa mga old maid na about to do it, bagay ang kantang: “Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating sa buhay ko, pilit binubuksan ang sarado ko ng pu…”
* Alem - “Dont! Stop! Dont! Stop! Don’t stop…don’t stop…”
* Rogie - Girl: “Idedemanda kita ng 2 counts of rape!” Boy: “Bakit 2 counts? Eh isang beses lang naman kita ginalaw ah!” Girl: “Ay bakit, hindi na ba tayo uulit?”
* Mr. Perk - “Free taste! Free taste, po!”
* MMR - THOUGHT FOR TODAY: “Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As you get older, they start avoiding you.”
* Bottom dweller - “Huwag! Huwag! Hayup ka! Tarantado! Taran…taran…taraaaaap!”
* Sc - “Sabi mo parang kagat lang ng langgam…masarap pala kumagat ang langgam…”
* Dru - “Wag po, koya! Di ako si Enday! Si Dodong aku!”
* Jun13 - “Puwede daliri ko muna gamitin ko, for practice?” (A sushi virgin, about to eat sushi for the very first time trying to use chopsticks.)
* No name - A girl was so quiet on her wedding night that the next day, her family asked why she was so silent. The girl answered, “Eh diba sabi niyo, don’t talk when your mouth is full?”
* Ynaki - “Come and get it, walang pangit sa virging galit!”
* Jose de vengenge - Girl: “Ako ba ang unang babaeng dinala mo dito?” Boy: “Oo naman, dati kasi puro lalaki…”
* Rogie - Koya: “Di mo sinabi sa kin…first time mo pala?” Yaya: “Hende po koya, elong ko yan…”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Love You

* Gorgeous Bitch - If after you tell someone that you’re still single, they say, “Sa bagay…”
* Godric - If during your funeral, you’re friends have a “wacky” shot taken.
* Raymond A - If you always buy takeout for 2, kahit lagi ka namang nag-iisa.
* Jun 13 - If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.
* Godric - If you receive chain letters that tell you you’ll die whether you pass it around or not.
* oBaDiaH - If you mail a letter to yourself and it returns with a “return to sender” note.
* scrambledegg - If after 13 years of trying, you still haven’t made it into the Top Ten.
* Journey - I organize birthday parties for all my family members, and I am very hands on with the preparation. But no one has EVER organized a party for me.
* Asar - If you’re in a house filled with “loved ones”, yet you feel so alone.
* No name - If you always leave an extra bowl of catfood for your cat because you know that if you suddenly drop dead, no one will be looking for you for weeks.
* Geyp - If you send a group text to 20 people telling them you love them, and you get 21 “who u?” messages back.
* Putungtung’s Dad - Pag never ka pa sinama sa “Family Day”.
* Dru - If during photo-ops, they always hand you the camera.
* Betty Cow - If your wife calls you “hoy”, and your kids call you, “asawa ng nanay ko”.
* Betty Cow - If the only text you get on your birthday is a forwarded message from a friend, and when you thank him, he texts back, “Sorry, wrong send”.
* Jun13 - If no one wants to tell you, “Peace be with you”, during mass.
* Mang Jose - If on the first day you’re home, after a year abroad, your kids ask you, “Kelan alis mo?”
* Mr. Perk - If the only way people will go out with you is if you tell them it’s your treat.
* Dru - If you Google the word “unloved”, and pictures of you come out in the entries.
* Dru - If even perverts don’t want to touch you.
* Geyp - If you held a birthday party and you can’t even say, “nilangaw ang party ko!” because even the flies didn’t bother to come.
* Sayuri - If nobody invited you to your own going away party!
* SPY Shadow - You segue from an orphanage to a home for the aged.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Top Ten Guard Moments - Raez

* Chi - One time in Eastwood City there was a rock concert. A couple of teenagers in punk outfits were stopped by the guard. He told them, “Bawal kayu ditu mga julugs!”
* Jam - One time I asked a guard, “Manong may toilet ba dito sa first floor?” He said, “Meron.” When I asked, “Saan po?” He answered, “Sa taas.”
* Evilinsyd - Once pingilan ako ng guard sa office dahil hinahanap daw ako ni “pete soliban”. So napatigil ako dahil wala akong kilalang ganun. Yun pala si “Faith Sullivan”.
* Jose de vengenge - I asked the guard where the lab room was. He said: “Nakikita mo yang corner na yan sa kaliwa? Kumanan ka dyan.” I asked, “Nandun yun lab?” He answered: “Hindi, may isa pang guard dun. Sa kanya mo itanong.”
* SPY Shadow - There was this ‘matrona’ who got mad at the hotel security guard. Kasi, he thoroughly frisked all the people entering the establishment except the old lady. So the ‘matrona’ said “Unfair ka! Hindi ko naman sinabi sa ‘yo na ayaw ko’ng magpakapkap ah!”
* Raez - Slogan of the army: “no guts, no gl0ry”; the police: “no pain, no gain”; the navy: “no retreat, no surrender”; the guards: “no ID, no entry”.
* StarSky - I was at the MRT station, and the guard asked me what’s in my case. I opened my poker set and she said, “Ano yan, bingo?” I said, “Hindi po, poker po.” The guard next to her asked what it was, and she said, “Bingo.”
* SC - One time we asked a guard where the nearest McDo was. He gave us instructions, but when we followed them, wala naman. We went back to the guard and told him his directions were wrong, and all he said was, “Bago lang ako dito.”
* Empog - Once it was raining and once I got to school, I slipped and hit my head on the floor. There I was, flat on the floor, with my head bleeding, and the guard who saw everything, asked me, “Nadulas ka?”
* Miming - Back in my elementary days, one of the guards reported us to his superior because we did something bad. He said over the walkie-talkie, “Sir, binutas ng mga Gamma Alpha Gamma Oscar ang mga gulong ng 3 kotse.” So my friend blurted out, “Boss, yung mga Gamma Alpha Gamma Omega na tinutukoy mo, ay marunong din mag Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima!”
* Starbuko - When I was in grade 1, my sundo forgot to fetch me. After waiting for hours and being the only elementary student left in the school, the guard gave me 10 pesos from his own money and helped me get a tricycle to ride home.
* Jose de vengenge - One time while the guard was frisking me, I joked: “Manong, ang taba naman ng batuta niyo saka ang haba.” The guard answered: “Oo naman…kaya lang maitim.”
* Kalabasa Extreme - When I was in high school, I was openly gay on campus. But I became “straight” in college. One day, I toured my college tropa to our high school, and when one of my guard friends saw me, he shouted, “Hoy bakla, kumusta ka na? Ang dami mong kasamang papa ha!”
* Judgedave - We play pranks on our guard who has a thick accent. I know, bad kami. But we get a kick hearing him announce on the loudspeakers, “Peejing, Rizal…Hoosi…”
* Surao - One day a security guard caught 2 employees having sex in the office pantry. Guard: “Aha! Violation of company rules!” Guy: “Anong rule?” Guard: “Uhm…not wearing uniform?”
* No name - One time as I was logging out, I absentmindedly blurted out, “Ang bilis ng oras…” The guard answered, “Mabilis talaga, kasi ang oras, tumatakbo.”
* Jose de vengenge - One time a friend got distracted by the handsome guard’s bulge. So as she rolled down the car window, the guard noticed she had so many bags in the back. Guard: “O ma’am, saan po lakad natin?” Friend: “Ah wala, magbabakatyon lang.”
* Ynaki - My friend and I were momentarily held and questioned while we were entering a building in Dubai because the security guard’s metal detector kept on beeping everytime he frisked us, even after all the metal on us were taken off. The culprit, believe it or not ,was the metal piercing on my friend’s thingy. Ayun, nakita tuloy ng mga Arabo kung gaano kalaki yung ‘ano’ niya!
* Dang - My friend needed to enter a building but the guard refused her entry. So she said, “Sige na manong, sandali lang ako, PROMISE!” The guard said, “Ma’am, alam naman nating lahat na, PROMISES are made to be broken…”
* His Airness - I’m a building administrator, so I routinely interview guards for posting. One time, I asked a guard during an interview: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” The guard replied, ” I’m a very strong person, but I am weak when I’m in love.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Top Ten Oldest Jokes You Know

* Ieiazel/Surao - Man 1: Nakita mo na yun wife ni Stevie Wonder? Man 2: Hindi pa. Man 1: Siya din, hindi pa niya nakikita.
* Celo - Q: What is the plural of rice? A: Extra rice!
No name/Lay Snowblood - May trabaho sa Magnolia na ang bayad, 1 million pesos a month! Pero ikaw ang gagatasan.
* Marcus - Q: Pang-ilang anak si Tirso Cruz the Third? A: Eh di Pip. Q: Sinong artista ang maraming ngipin? A: Si Mateeth. Q:Sino may mas maraming ipin? A: Si Edgar Moreteeth.
* Analyn - Q: Give me 2 words that contain millions of letters. A: POST OFFICE!
* Loipogi/Madscientist - Q: Ano ang apelyido ni christopher? A: Min Q: Eh si Palito? A: Lippi Q: Eh si Elton? A: Tay
* No name - Q: Bakit umiyak si baby caterpillar? A: Sabi kasi ng tatay niya, “Sipain kita diyan eh!”
* Cherry - May misis na gustong isorpresa ang mister niya. Nagpanggap siyang pokpok at tumayo sa kanto. Pagdaan ng asawa niya, sinutsutan niya at sinabihang: “Hi pogi, gusto mo ng konting ligaya?” Mister: “Wala na bang iba? Ayoko sa yo, kamukha mo asawa ko!”
* Slither Dude - Q: Ano sabi ng daga sa kapwa daga nung nakakita sila ng paniki? A: “Wow pare, anghel!”
* ian024 - Kriminal 1: “Pare, sigurado ka ba dito dadaan yung paptayin natin? Kriminal 2: “Oo, pero nagtataka rin ako, isang oras na tayo dito wala pa rin siya.” Kriminal 1: “Naku, sana naman walang masamang nangyari sa kanya…”
* Cherry - Little girl: “Inay, totoo po ba na 1st love never dies?” Nanay: “Oo anak. Tingnan mo ang itay mo, buhay pa ang hayop!”
* KiD BuKid - Q: Anong pie ang makikita mo sa kalendaryo? A: E di “petsa pie”!
* Eylek - Dalawang lasing naglalakad nang may nakita sa lupa. Lasing 1: “Pare, putik ba yan o tae?” Lasing 2: “Teka tikman ko. Oo nga tae, buti nalang di natin natapakan!”
* No name - Pag malaki ang “su”, malaki din ang “pek”. Pag malaki ang sugat, malaki din ang peklat! Mga bastus!
* Astroboy - NOEL: “Ang ipinangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon, kabaligtaran ng Noel.” NINO: “Ako din! Ang ipinangalan ko sa anak ko, Onin, kabaligtaran ng Nino!” TOTO: “Hay naku, wag niyo nga akong isali diyan sa usapan niyong yan!”
* Madscientist - Q: Kung ang tawag sa fan ni Nora, Noranian, at sa fan ni Vilma, Vilmanian, ano naman ang tawag sa fan ni FPJ? A: Eh di, Macaroni!
* SPY Shadow - Q: Which is faster, cold or heat? A: Cold. Because you can easily catch one!
* Jose de vengenge - Q: Bakit ang elepante hindi nagba-basktbol? A: Kasi walang adidas na bilog.
* Diemyrus - Knock knock. Whos there? Novel. Novel who? There,s novel that,s why I knock knock.
* Tuna Belly - “Dir Dudung, Anak, nagostohan namen lahat ng mga pinadala nimu, pwira lang don sa Nivea Moisturizing Milk! Nagtae mga kapatid mu! Niks tym, kape na lang. Lab, Inay”
* KiD BuKid - Q: Ano ang pinakamadaling paraan para kumulot ang buhok mo? A: Eh di suotan mo ng panty!

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Monday, February 16, 2009

The Top Ten Social Climbing Moments Or Quotes - Dru

* Hannah - I know of a group of girls at our office who would eat at Jollibee first before a gimik in Malate. Mahal daw kasi ang food sa mga bars.
* Astroboy - Madalas nakakasabay ako ng mga taga-”kol senner” agents sa elevator, english nang english. One time I heard one say, “we’re gr0und.” Akala ko nakuryente, yun pala ibig niyang sabihin, “nasa ground floor na tayo.”
* Riverbanks - Me and my friends were talking about the new Adidas Pilipinas jacket and a newly introduced friend pers0n interrupted, “Ah, parang yung jacket ko na Abercr0mbie & Peaches!”
* Darney - A friend was asked what foreign languange she spoke, and she said, “French, Italian and GENOVIAN!” Hello, Princess Diaries!
* Madstick - I am a member of another online forum. We have this other member who said she was leaving for the US. So when she allegedly left and was online, my friend who was a moderator got curious about where she really was and checked her IP address. The result was the IP address belonging to: SMART BRO
* No name - When we were in high school, I had a girl classmate who once told us that her family bought igorots and made them their alila.
* Dru - In high school, a classmate bragged that she is personally acquainted with New Kids on the Block, claiming they went to their house to avoid the press!
* Northeast - During the interment of our uncle, my cousin who was saying as she was crying, “Papa! Papa!” for everyone to hear. Lahat kaming umiiyak, muntik ng matawa sa gitna ng libing kasi we all know that my cousin calls her father “Itay”.
* Blair - A friend suggested we hang out at Embassy. Our social climber friend, in her fake sosy accent said, “Sure! Why not? Which country? Puwede pala tumambay sa mga embassy?”
* Rich - A social climber bragged that she just got back from Europe. When asked where in Europe, she answered, “Sa ano…sa city mismo!”
* Ynaki - When the flight stewardess of SwissAir asked this pa-sosyal seatmate of mine what he wanted to drink after I ordered a bourbon on the rocks, he, with a matching fake English accent, told her “J&B on the rocks…no ice, please!”
* No name - I overheard this at the Asian Hospital just this week. Doctor: “Prior to your minor operation, I have to apply local anesthesia, ok?” Patient: “Mas guso doc kung imported. Kaya ko namang bayaran eh.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Sunday, February 15, 2009

ANG PINAKA Patok na Issue sa Internet

1. Alabang Boys
2. Barack Obama
3. Zamboanga City
4. Global Warming
5. Kawakasi Disease / Jett Travolta
6. Gaza War
7. Global Financial Crisis
8. Charter Change/ Cha-cha
9. Melamine Milk Scandal
10. Satyam Accounting Scandal