* Scrambledegg/Loi Pogi - Sa Pinas, iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng sumusunod: “bisexual”, “metrosexual”, straight-curious”, “str8-tripper”, at “swinger” — mga baklang daig pa ang itik sa kembot ng balakang.
* Awsom - Ang kudeta, pinapanood na parang concert ng mga tao.
* Bobidax - There’s a sign in Bulacan, “Lahat ng kakaliwa, lumagi sa kanan”.
* Shigella/Sid/Toink! - We have a full sentence composed of repating just one 1 syllable: “Bababa ba?”
* Maximo/Pinay Goddess - Dito lang nakakamatay ang kantang, “My Way”.
* Brics/Sydney - Every Pinoy clan has a “Tito Boy” and a “Tita Baby”.
* Gorgeous Bitch - Dito lang may kurtina ang mga sasakyan.
* Amber - Duktor na, nagnu-nurse pa, kasi mas malaki ang bayad.
* Yelly - Pedestrians crossing a majoy highway or expressway.
* Blue/Scrambledegg - Lahat ng artista gustong mag politiko, lahat ng politiko gustong mag-artista.
* Rodel - We are all hermaphrodites because wherever you go, regardless of gender, you will be referred to as “mamser”.
* Supremo - In da Pilipins, motorcyles and pedicabs are exempted from traffic rules.
* Windburn - A senator named JOKER, and a cardinal named SIN.
* Migokyla - In this country, slow cars stay on the leftmost lane, while fast cars overtake on the right lane.
* Bobidax - Dito lang sa Pinas inuulam ang spaghetti sa rice.
* Bebang - You see signs like, “Bawal homawak ang hendi bebeli. Kung ekaw ay bebeli malaya kang pomeli.”
* Doorknob - We have doorbell names: Bing, Bong, Ding, Dong, Ping, Pong, Ting, Ging, Kring-kring.
* Sayuri - Dito nalang pwede mag-concert ang The Letterman, The Platters, Air Supply, etc, kahit mga lolo na sila.
* Cheyenne - Here, your in-laws’ visit can last 5 years!
* No name/Mulangot - We Filipinos point with our lips. Funny thing is, the farther the object is, the longer our lips become.
* Major Ganda - Here, the stinkiest areas are those right under the signs, “Bawal umihi dito” and “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”.
* Ynaki- The Pinoy Christmas season begins in September and ends on Valentines.
* Sayuri - Walls, corners, car doors and wheels are used as urinals.
* Mr. Perk - Here, especially when commuting, you wear your backpack, in front.
* Leitox - Where you can find people na binagyo at binaha na, nakangiti pa rin at kumakaway pag dinaanan ng camera.
* Maynman - Squatters who put up “No Tresspassing” signs on their “property”.
Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del
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