The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Love You

* Gorgeous Bitch - If after you tell someone that you’re still single, they say, “Sa bagay…”
* Godric - If during your funeral, you’re friends have a “wacky” shot taken.
* Raymond A - If you always buy takeout for 2, kahit lagi ka namang nag-iisa.
* Jun 13 - If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.
* Godric - If you receive chain letters that tell you you’ll die whether you pass it around or not.
* oBaDiaH - If you mail a letter to yourself and it returns with a “return to sender” note.
* scrambledegg - If after 13 years of trying, you still haven’t made it into the Top Ten.
* Journey - I organize birthday parties for all my family members, and I am very hands on with the preparation. But no one has EVER organized a party for me.
* Asar - If you’re in a house filled with “loved ones”, yet you feel so alone.
* No name - If you always leave an extra bowl of catfood for your cat because you know that if you suddenly drop dead, no one will be looking for you for weeks.
* Geyp - If you send a group text to 20 people telling them you love them, and you get 21 “who u?” messages back.
* Putungtung’s Dad - Pag never ka pa sinama sa “Family Day”.
* Dru - If during photo-ops, they always hand you the camera.
* Betty Cow - If your wife calls you “hoy”, and your kids call you, “asawa ng nanay ko”.
* Betty Cow - If the only text you get on your birthday is a forwarded message from a friend, and when you thank him, he texts back, “Sorry, wrong send”.
* Jun13 - If no one wants to tell you, “Peace be with you”, during mass.
* Mang Jose - If on the first day you’re home, after a year abroad, your kids ask you, “Kelan alis mo?”
* Mr. Perk - If the only way people will go out with you is if you tell them it’s your treat.
* Dru - If you Google the word “unloved”, and pictures of you come out in the entries.
* Dru - If even perverts don’t want to touch you.
* Geyp - If you held a birthday party and you can’t even say, “nilangaw ang party ko!” because even the flies didn’t bother to come.
* Sayuri - If nobody invited you to your own going away party!
* SPY Shadow - You segue from an orphanage to a home for the aged.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del