ANG PINAKA: BONGGANG SPA SA PILIPINAS

10. NORTH HAVEN SPA
09. SANCTUARIO SPA
08. SONYA’S GARDEN SPA
07. YLANG-YLANG SPA (PEARL FARM RESORT)
06. AMEZCUA WELLNESS CENTER -
05. THE SPA (LIBIS)
04. TIRTA SPA
03. MANDALA SPA AND VILLAS
02. THE SPA AT THE MANDARIN ORIENTAL MANILA
01. CHI SPA

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

ANG PINAKA " Picture Perfect Place sa Pilipinas "

10. Anawagin Cove Subic Zambales
9. Rizal Lakeside Town
8. Camiguin
7. Manila
6. Ilocos Norte
5. Mountain Province
4. Ilocos Sur
3. Camarines Sur
2. Palawan
1. BATANES

The Top Ten Fart Moments

* Chrys - I was in a jeep when somebody farted. The conductor said, “yung umutot hindi pa nagbabayad!” Then someone from the back said, “Hindi mo pa nga ako sinusuklian!” Everybody laughed out loud!
* No name - While watching TV, my nephew goes “Hmmm…sarap, amoy itlog!” His older brother goes, “Oops…utot ko yun.”
* No name - Back in high school in the 80’s, my seatmate and I called a silent fart, ” Careless Whisper”. We called a loud one, “Shout”.
* Mulangot - Once we were in a coffee shop, and while the waiter was getting our orders, he said, “We have milk, tea, juice…” Then a loud sound came from behind him, “Pruuooot!” Then he said, “Sorry, that last one is out of stock.”
* Darna - My whole family was watching TV together, when suddenly I farted. It was so bad that my sister reacted, “Ate, tae na yan eh!”
* Mabie-Nge - Back in college, The moment I got home, I let out a deadly silent one. My youngest brother said, ” Wow ate, may uwi kang steak?”
* Idu - I was on a bus and had kabag. I decided to fart to the beat of the loud music. After, I realized I was listening to my ipod.
* No name - While teaching, the teacher sensed that he was about to fart, so he dropped all the books on the table and shouted, “BALELENG!” Problem is, nauna yung bagsak sa utot, so ang sound, “BALELENG! Poooooot!”
* Moron - Naghaharutan sa class, so when the teacher arrived, tumahimik lahat. Then someone poked me sa side, so bigla akong nautot ng malakas. I accidentally blurted out, “Virgin pa kasi ako eh!”
* Bwitching - My husband was in an elevator with one other guy when a stinking utot smell came. The other guy gave him an accusing look. But my husband didn’t fart! Sa inis niya, he blurted to the guy, “Alangan namang maglolokohan pa tayong dalawa dito!”
* Meanestgirlever - My tita arrived in the condo she shared with her college friends. She had a bad stomach so she went straight to the toilet, locked the door, then farted loudly for a whole minute straight. Then she hears whispers from behind the shower curtain. Apparently, her friends were all hiding in the shower to give her a surprise party.
* Amber - My oficemate was at the grocery when she saw her super kulit suitor. She tried to avoid him. Thinking she lost him already, she let out a very deadly fart not realizing he was right behind her. The guy told her, “Ang lupit, tumambay sa ilong!” They’re now married w/ a kid.
* Roo - In school I farted then I had no choice but to apologize because the sound pointed only to me. Later I farted again, but denied it thinking I could blame the 2nd one on somebody else. My friends said, “Paanong hindi ikaw, eh pareho ang amoy!”
* Myles - I saw my mom running to the toilet in small hurried steps. When I asked her what was wrong, she said, “Akala ko’y utot lamang…”
Yñaki - My friend, while courting a girl, suddenly farted that made the girl laugh so loud! Ayun, sa sobrang tawa, lumobo tuloy yung sipon nung girl! In the end, sila rin dalawa ang nagkatuluyan!
* Anjiedy - My hubby was in an office building elevator, when he felt like fartng. He faked a cough to cover the sound. Upon getting off, he heard someone say, “Ano bang ubo yun, amoy utot!”
* Em-em Unggoy - There were no gasoline stations then. On a bus trip to the north we had to stop beside a rice field for bathroom breaks. During one stop, an old lady took a pee in the field, then farted. Somebody blurted out: “Ay, si lola nautot!” She replied: “Ganoon talaga amang, pagkatapos ng ulan, kumukulog.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Ang Pinaka: Easy Ways to be 'Sosyal'

10. Memorize the names and faces of the 'sosyal' set.
9. Spend the weekend at 'sosyal' getaways.
8. Sponsor a favorite charity or champion an advocacy.
7. Get involved in an extreme and/or expensive sports.
6. Befriend the fashion designers.
5. Attend all social events.
4. Know your english.
3. Know the latest trends.
2. Buy the branded.
1. Chill at the 'in' spots, bars, and hangouts.

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Excuses You Hate

* Dru - “I’m not gay, I’m straight. I’m just curious.”
* KiD BuKid - When your sobbing Yaya tells you, “Koya…Ati…uuwi po ako sa probinsya namin kasi namatay na naman yung Lolo ko!”
* Febkinse - When I was in line in a drive-thru, an FX backed up into my car. His excuse: “Akala ko walang kotse sa likod ko.”
Jun13 - Our noisy neighbor’s excuse is: “Kung ayaw niyo ng maingay, dun kayo sa subdivision tumira!”
* No name - Driving home from school, I hit a guy who suddenly darted into the road out of nowhere. As I was driving him to the hospital, he kept saying over and over, “Mayaman ka kasi, mahirap lang ako…”
Enigmaticjehn - Whenever parents say, “Ikaw dapat ang magpaaral sa mga kapatid mo kasi ikaw ang may trabaho!”
* Cheyenne - My daughter’s excuse when I tell her to run errands is: “Ma, sa iba na lang niyo i-utos, may pimples po ako eh!”
* Sunshine - When my mother-in-law says: “Basta sumunod nalang kyo! Dapat kung sino ang matanda, yun ang masusunod!”
* No name - In a relationship, when a partner who was caught cheating says, “Because you’re never there for me! What did you expect me to do?”
* Starex - My boyfriend’s excuse for not writing me love letters: “Kaya nga ako nag engineering kasi ayoko ng sulat-sulat!”
* No name - When my dad was explaining to me why he cheated on my mom, his reason was: “I’m just trying to help your mom to lose weight by giving her a problem.”
* No name - Another piece of crap my dad told me why he cheated on my mom: “I’m diabetic and I wanted to test my manhood.”
* Hyflyer - When a teacher asked: “Alvin, why did you not attend my class yesterday?” Alvin: “Kasi po absent po ako.”
* Rodel - “Malakas ang ulan, nakainom kami pareho, at kapwa sabik sa mga misis namin…”
* Jose de vengenge - Guy: “Sigurado ka ba na ako ang ama nyan?” Girl: “Oo naman! Tatlo na nga ang tinanong ko, eh hindi raw sila!”
* Wishoolicious - The waiter’s excuse when I asked why there was no sisig available in their sisig resto? “Puyat po kami eh…”
* Your Highness - Believe it or not, if you got hit by a car by the “locals” in the Middle East, a common excuse would be” “You see, you would have not met this accident if you just stayed home in your country!”
* Janela - Worst excuse I got from an agent: “I have a doctor’s appointment.” Thing is, her shift is at 10pm!
* SPY Shadow - If your noisy neighbor tells you: “Eh di bumili kayo ng mas malakas na sound system para makaganti kayo sa amin!”
* Loipogi - “It’s the government’s obligation to feed us, provide us clothing, and give us shelter BECAUSE we’re poor!”
* Janice - It was Mother’s day & I was waiting for my husband to at least greet me like he used to during the past Mother’s days. When it was almost midnight, I finally asked him if he won’t greet me at all. He answered, “No, because you’re not my mother.”
* Madstick - I really hate it when public utility drivers, when they get into a traffic accident, use the line: “Sensya na po, tao lang po at nagtratrabaho lang po!”
* Jose de vengenge - One time my mom saw a man peeing outsyd. Mom: “Ano ba yan! Ang liit ng tit* tapos ang daming bulb*l!” LALAKI: “Eh anong gusto mo? Maliit ang bulb*l tapos madaming tit*?”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Ang Pinaka " SEXY in a BIKINI "

1. Marian Rivera
2. Angel Locsin
3. Anne Curtis
4. Cristine Reyes
5. Rich Asuncion
6. Roxan Guinoo
7. Carlene Aguilar
8. Kristel Ramillo
9. Katrina Halili
10. Angelica Panganiban

ANG PINAKA: PANALONG BOHOL ADVENTURE

10. SAMPLE BOHOL DELICACIES AND CRAFTS
09. MEET THE TARSIER AND VISIT THE MAHOGANY MAN-MADE FOREST
08. DOLPHIN WATCHING AT PAMILACAN ISLAND
07. BEACH-HOPPING
06. ATTEND A FIESTA
05. LOBOC RIVER CRUISE
04. BOHOL BEE FARM
03. CHOCOLATE HILLS
02. DINE AT DAUIS CONVENT
01. DIVING AT BALICASAG ISLAND

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Bitch Quotes

* Tippi - On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse me. You are NOT a ’small’”
* Maximo - A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, “Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip.”
* Springturns - A friend told another friend, “Naku, magma-makeup muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo.” The other friend replied, “Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-makeup.”
* Bennett - I told my then boyfriend during a fight, “Even on your smartest day, you’re not half as smart as I am on my dumbest!”
* Riverbanks - “Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
* Astroboy - A letter posted on a car windshield in UP: “Sir/madam, the parkng space that we have reserved is for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard.”
* Shining - When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
* Eylek - Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget muna.”
* Gorgeous Bitch - “Unlike you, tinuruan ako ng mga magulang ko na hindi pumatol sa may asawa.”
* Jose de vengenge - From the movie She’s The Man: “Girls with an ass like mine don’t go out with boys with a face like yours.”
* Joe - “Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?”
* Anfernee - I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, “Sale, right?”
* Pong Pagong - I pointed a “7 items or less” sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered, “I can read!” Sabay irap. So I shot back with, “I know, but can you count?”
* Astroboy - “Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko.”
* Dru - “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be bitchy. It’s an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly people.”
* Astroboy - Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter.”
* Astroboy - Man: “how do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized.”
* Aeon- After receiving her pay slip and realizng how much she’s paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, “Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?”
* Riverbanks - During a hike at Mt. Mayon, we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a ntural spring. The maarte girl said, “Dini-drink ba yan?” I told her, “Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?”
* Noel - Overheard from 2 kids talking. Kid 1: “Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve.” Kid 2: “Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo sa unggoy.” Kid 1: “Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya wag kang magulo!”
* Loipogi - A friend told his officemate: “I’m impressed. I’ve never encountered such a small mind inside such a big head before.”
* Pachuchay - Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya) “Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!”
* ACER - I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The ugly guy snapped, “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back, “Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
* Persh - A friend once told me, “Ang ganda mo!” I answered: “Thank you, sana ikaw rin…”
* Jose de vengenge - I told this to an ex: “I must admit you brought religion to my life. I never believed in hell till I met you.”
* Gorgeous Bitch - “When a cashier tells me she doesn’t have change, I say: “And…kaninong problema yun?”
* Em-em Unggoy - “Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw, mukha kang kabayo?”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Top Ways To Prepare For Retirement

1. Know Your Retirement Needs - Retirement is expensive. Financial experts estimate that you’ll need about 70 percent of your preretirement income – lower earners, 90 percent or more – to maintain your standard of living when you stop working. Take charge of your financial future.
2. Find Out About Your Social Security Benefits - Social Security pays the average retiree about 40 percent of preretirement earnings.
3. Learn About Your Employer's Pension Or Profit Sharing Plan - If your employer offers a plan, check to see what your benefit is worth. Most employers will provide an individual benefit statement if you ask for one. Before you change jobs, know what will happen to your pension. Learn what benefits you may have from previous employment. Find out if you will be entitled to benefits from your spouse’s plan.
4. Ask Your Employer To Start A Plan - If your employer doesn’t offer a retirement plan, suggest that it start one. Simplified plans can be set up by certain employers.
5. Put Your Money Into An Individual Retirement Account - You can put up to 20%-30%of your annual earnings into an Individual Retirement Account.
6. Don't Touch Your Savings - Don’t dip into your retirement savings. You’ll lose principal and interest.
7. Start Now, Set Goals, And Stick To Them - Start early. The sooner you start saving, the more time your money has to grow. Put time on your side. Make retirement savings a high priority. Devise a plan, stick to it, and set goals for yourself. Remember, it’s never too early or too late to start saving. So start now, whatever your age!
8. Consider Basic Investment Principles - How you save can be as important as how much you save. Inflation and the type of investments you make play important roles in how much you’ll have saved at retirement. Know how your pension or savings plan is invested. Financial security and knowledge go hand in hand.
9. Ask Questions - These tips point you in the right direction. But you’ll need more information. Talk to your employer, your bank, your union, or a financial advisor. Ask questions and make sure the answers make sense to you. Get practical advice and act now.
Financial security doesn’t just happen. It takes planning and commitment and, yes, money.

Ang Pinaka MUST DO SA EL NIDO

1. Discover Minalock Island
2. Conquer Entalula Island
3. Discover Small Lagoon
4. Explore Pangulasian Island
5. Explore Lagen Island
6. Participate in Turtle Tracking
7. Visit the Big Lagoon
8. Rock Climing
9. Go Island Hopping
10. Have a private dinner in Sand Bar

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Ang Pinaka: Memorable TV ICONS

1. Dolphy
2. Tito, Vic and Joey
3. German Moreno
4. Helen Vela
5. Inday Badiday
6. Ading Fernando
7. Nora Aunor and Vilma Santos
8. Pepe Pimentel
9. Eddie Ilarde
10. Armida Siguion-Reyna

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Seatmate/Katabi Moments - Xmas Child

* Jaja - True story of my tita. She was so heartbroken because she was pregnant & her boyfriend didn’t marry her. She decided to go to the US to start anew. She kept crying on the plane, & her seatmate helped her not only to get through the flight, but also her life. They’ve been married for more than 40 years now.
* Seb - I was waiting for my girlfriend in the car. Another car pulled up with 4 of the most gorgeous guys. They started taking off their clothes with the doors open. I didn’t tell na my girlfriend coz she might think I’m gay. Yuck.
* Jun13 - During exam, my seatmate, in a very l0ud v0ice, asked the other clasmate: “HOY, ANO SAGOT SA #3!”, n0t realizing he was wearing earph0nes.
* Mark - I had a seatmate nung grade school na na-ihi sa upuan, pero he denied na ihi yung “puddle of water” na nasa seat niya. Sabi niya, “natap0n lang yung c0leman ko…”
* Bennet - In school, I put my bag in the empty seat next to me. When my ballpen ran out of ink, without looking, I reached for the bag’s zipper, opened it, then rummaged inside for my pen. Only to realize that a male classmate already put my bag down and was already sitting in the chair.
* Marcus - My wife and I watched Magnifico and beside was a burly maton with a bunch of his friends. They were noisy and rowdy. By the middle of the movie, they were silent, and by the end I could actually hear him sniffling. On the way out I heard him say to one of his friends, “Pare, sang part ka bumigay?”
* Alle - During Bible study, my seatmate prayed over me and said with all the passion in the world, “Jesus, get out of this man!!!” I had to whisper, “‘Tol, pinapalayas mo si Jesus…” He countered, ” Ay mali! Oh my God, sorry Jesus, come back! Come back!”
* Kresha - During summer, never ride in the middle section of an fx with aircon na mahina, and never sit beside a huge guy coz you’ll surely feel his sweaty arms.
* Vi - We had an annoying busmate who always made it a point to count her money in front of all the people in the bus.
* Kibble - I was writing a note that I was going to pass to my crush that was supposed to say, “I’m hungry”. But I wasn’t finished yet, when the teacher called me. I panicked and passed the unfinished note to my crush. She read it, then shot me an angry look. Apparently, all I was able to write was, “I’m hung”.
* Geyp - My seatmate had roughly around 90 ballpens. But we can never borrow, not even one. Ginagawa niya kasi yung spaceship!
* Jose de vengenge - In my english class. Seatmate: “Ma’am may I go out?” Teacher: “Why?” Seatmate: “Umm.. Because father mother me!” Teacher: “What?” Seatmate: “Ma’am, tata ina ako!”
* Jose de vengenge - One time I heard a kikay seatmate jokingly prayed this way: “In the name of the powder and of the blush-on and of the glossy lipstick.. SALAMEN.”
* No name - When I was in college I would always pray for a less attractive girl to be my seatmate. Because in those days, di pa uso ang “trimming”. So whenever may katabi akong hot girl, it’s like torture kasi pag bigla akong pinatayo, “nasasabunutan” ako.
* Ynaki - I’ll never forget this jeepney seatmate, with bleeding hands under his shirt, that when the passengers checked if he’s badly hurt, we were shocked to see severed fingers with rings still on them. It appeared that he’s a holdupper who’s on the run!
* Jedi Mstr - Pedro: “Blanko ang papel ko.” Juan: “Ako din blanko!” Pedro: “Naku, baka isipin ni ma’am nagkopyahan tayo!”
Jose de vengenge - Two gays magkatabi sa pool. Maya-maya, may lumutang na condom. One gay said to the other: “Girl, umutot ka?”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Ang Pinaka: Memorable Commercial Jingles

10. Knorr Real Chinese Soup
09. "Shhhboom" jingle ng San Miguel Beer
08. 'I Love You Sabado' ng Jollibee
07. Electrolux Jingle na "Knock On Your Door!"
06. Milo Jingle na 'A Milo A Day'
05. 'Tomorrow's People' jingle ng Coke!
04. Mister Clean jingle na "Labadami, Labango!"
03. Caronia Jingle
02. Sunny Orange Jingle
01. Seiko Wallet Jingle

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Last Words Of A Virgin

* Maximo/Design8ed Driver/Ronwaldo/Manoy/Abel - Inside a bus, a bunch of armed men went onboard and said at gunpoint: Holdaper: “Lahat ng babae gagahasain!” Young Girl: “Maawa na po kayo! Reypin niyo na lahat, wag lang ang lola ko!” Lola: “Che! Epal tong batang to! Di mo ba siya narinig, lahat daw rereypin! LAHAT!”
* Tcams - “Pare wag…wag yan…may lotion sa drawer…”
* Atty Cabs - “Hep, hep, sabi mo hahawakan ko lang?”
* Jamfong - Holdaper: “Holdap to!” Girl: “SAKL0L0! Rape! Raaape!” Holdaper: “Teka, bakit rape? Ang sabi ko holdap to!” Girl: “Eto naman…nagsu-suggest lang naman…”
* MNEMONIC - Sa mga old maid na about to do it, bagay ang kantang: “Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating sa buhay ko, pilit binubuksan ang sarado ko ng pu…”
* Alem - “Dont! Stop! Dont! Stop! Don’t stop…don’t stop…”
* Rogie - Girl: “Idedemanda kita ng 2 counts of rape!” Boy: “Bakit 2 counts? Eh isang beses lang naman kita ginalaw ah!” Girl: “Ay bakit, hindi na ba tayo uulit?”
* Mr. Perk - “Free taste! Free taste, po!”
* MMR - THOUGHT FOR TODAY: “Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As you get older, they start avoiding you.”
* Bottom dweller - “Huwag! Huwag! Hayup ka! Tarantado! Taran…taran…taraaaaap!”
* Sc - “Sabi mo parang kagat lang ng langgam…masarap pala kumagat ang langgam…”
* Dru - “Wag po, koya! Di ako si Enday! Si Dodong aku!”
* Jun13 - “Puwede daliri ko muna gamitin ko, for practice?” (A sushi virgin, about to eat sushi for the very first time trying to use chopsticks.)
* No name - A girl was so quiet on her wedding night that the next day, her family asked why she was so silent. The girl answered, “Eh diba sabi niyo, don’t talk when your mouth is full?”
* Ynaki - “Come and get it, walang pangit sa virging galit!”
* Jose de vengenge - Girl: “Ako ba ang unang babaeng dinala mo dito?” Boy: “Oo naman, dati kasi puro lalaki…”
* Rogie - Koya: “Di mo sinabi sa kin…first time mo pala?” Yaya: “Hende po koya, elong ko yan…”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

ANG PINAKA: FAMILIAR SIGN THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

10. shifty eyes on your honeymoon
09. you're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
08. your husband's a diva fanatic!
07. your husband picks out the clothes he wants you to wear!
06. your husband is too vain for comfort!
05. he has an underwear fetish!
04. he is a beauty pageant freak!
03. he keeps souvenirs from gay bars and saves sexy men's photos and gaysites in his computer!
02. numbers of gay escorts appear in his cellphone bills!
01. he's extremely homophobic!

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Things To Say To A Stinky Person

* Alaric - “Amoy kang paa na binabad sa baha, na tinuyo sa pilit, habang nasa loob ng sapatos na may amag na bulok!”
* Geyp - “Sana pag sinasabi mong may ‘asim’ ka pa, sana hindi yung literal…”
* Valkira - “Wow, yung amoy mo nambubugbog ng kulangot!”
* Pink Strawberry - “I know what you ate last summer.”
* The Designated Driver - “Dahil sa yo, na-confirm ko na magkarugtong nga ang puwet at ang bibig!”
* No name - From our P.E. teacher: “Uy, nangangalmot ang amoy mo ha!”
* Rodel - “Pare, sino pa yung presidente nung huling ligo mo?”
* No name - “Ang bangis ng amoy mo, tumatambay sa ilong! Nagdiya-diyaryo na, nagkakape pa!”
* No name - Man 1: “Pare, umutot ka?” Man 2: “Hindi, nag-burp lang.”
* Pabzpogi - “May kaamoy kang artista…si Smellany Marquez!”
* Jose de vengenge - “Uy pare hulaan ko fave song mo! ‘Insensitive’. Eh sakin hulaan mo. ‘Barely Breathing’.”
* Athanatos/Gibo - “Ang breath mints mo ba ay ‘the seven dwarves’? Paki check nga, parang patay na yung isa…”
* JB - “Pare, ipagmalaki mo yang putok mo, pinagpawisan mo yan eh!”
* Loipogi/Guelmytes/Hanazawa Rui/Fat One - After someone burps: “Hulaan ko ulam mo kanina…hmmm…ebak?”
* Astroboy - “Daig ng hininga mo ang utot ko!”
* Jet - “Miss, anong shampoo mo, ‘Gee Your Hair Smells’?”
* SPY Shadow - “Alam ko ang favorite band ng kilikili mo — Garbage!”
* Geyp - “Para kang labanos…maputi, pero amoy utot.”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

Ang Pinaka "Must Try Summer Coolers"

1. Italian Ice Cream by : Dulce Geleto
2. Fruits in Ice Cream by : The Ice Cream Bar
3. Anmitsu ( Japanese Halo-halo ) by : Kozui Green Tea Cafe
4. Frozen Yogurt by : Cold Spoon
5. Storm by : Kopi Team
6. Nitrogen Ice Cream by : Zenses
7. Frozen Yogurt by : California Berry
8. Flaming Alaska by : Five Cows Resto.
9. Cold Drinks by : MoMo Cafe
10. Halo-Halo from Ice Blinkers

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

Ang Pinaka: Top Places to Live in the Philippines

10. Bacolod
09. Sta. Rosa, Laguna
08. Manila
07. Ilo-ilo
06. Marikina
05. Baguio
04. Makati
03. Davao
02. Puerto Princesa, Palawa
01. Cebu

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Signs That You’ve Found Your One True Love - Princess Alex

* Jill - When you find romance in the routine.
* Grace - Despite all the new technology, he still sends me snail mail; he’s been doing that for the past 4 years.
* Mockbuster - He leaves skid marks in his undies all the time, but you wash them anyway.
* Scuderia - When you’d rather not sleep because reality is far better than your dreams.
* No name - I’m married. Met another woman. Fell madly in love and had a 2-1/2 yr affair. My wife told me to do what I needed to, to be happy. Ended affair. My wife, my one true love.
* GeLengZan - I married the man who is the exact opposite of everything I thought I wanted in a man.
* Doorknob - When you hear the word, “home”, what comes to mind is not a place, but that person.
* Mockbuster - After 8 years of being together, I still find myself smiling just by looking at him.
* No name - If he’s your strength AND your weakness.
* Maynman - When you buy Chickenjoy and your first instinct is to give her the crispy skin. When that happened to me and I gave it to her, I was shocked myself!
* Hapihenri - When you found someone you never thought you always wanted.
* Kobe Kong - The moment I saw her, I instantly knew that I won’t be spending my life alone and unhappy.
* Estranged - If you find yourself compromising your dreams just so he could achieve his.
* Dongster - If she still loves you even if you used to work as a “reflexologist”.
* TReiz - When you’ve met someone who infuriates you, yet you can’t stop thinking about them.
* SPY Shadow - If, when you showed him your picture when you were still a man, and he nonchalantly answered, “So?”
* Mr. Perk - Pag sinabi na niyang, “Pare, iiwan ko na si Mare.”
* Dru - If a certain female DJ outs you on national radio, but you really don’t mind because having him in your life was so worth all the embarrassment.
* Estrellita - If he makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, even if you’re not.
* Jose de vengenge/Geyp - Love sucks. True love swallows.

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

ANG PINAKA: CLASSIC PINOY EXPRESSION

'Ang Pinaka' list down the most popular, enduring, and amazing words and interjections ever invented to spice up our day-to-day chika. These words and phrases may have various meanings and mind-boggling origin and etymology but no doubt, they showcase creativity and ingenuity in Pinoyspeak and communication

10. BAHALA KA!
09. HANEP!
08. MANIGAS KA!
07. MA AT PA!
06. CHARING!
05. APIR!
04. NAKS NAMAN!
03. KUMUSTA NAMAN?
02. GRABE!
01. SUSMARYOSEP!

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Things To Say To A Hot Guy/Girl With A Really Ugly Girlfriend/Boyfriend

* Mangjose - “Pare, mahilig ka pala sa abstract…”
* Specialist - “Ay…lugi…”
* Billybaggins/Raymond - “Tale as old as time…”
* Lady Snowblood - “Pare, ba’t may ka-holding hands ka na lalaki?”
* Geyp - “Tamang-tama miss! Kamukha mo si Heidi Klum…at kamukha naman niya si Seal!”
* Loipogi - “Sabi ko na nga ba eh, mahilig ka sa inner beauty.”
* Dexter - “Uy, hindi pa pala extinct yung ganyan?”
* Missy Ricat/Techie 777 - “Idol mo si Andrew E. kaya ka humanap ng pangit?”
* Lady Snowblood - “Pare ilegal yan, i-surrender mo na yan sa DENR!”
* Xmas Child - “Masarap siya siguro magmahal, no?”
* Loipogi - “Miss, hindi pa ba nagbabayad ng ransom ang mga relatives m0″
* Blair - “Ikaw naman, nung sinabihan kitang be kind to animals, hindi naman ganyan!”
* Dongster - “Magkano inabot?”
* Atoy - “Uy, ang cute! Anong breed?”
* Jose de vengenge - Aba, aba, aba, tru lab nga!”
* Dru - “Wow, ang sarap i-photoshop!”
* GuelMytes - “Let me guess, mahaba ang dila niya, noh?”
* Jesse Jude - “Sabi ko na nga ba, katawan lang ang habol mo eh!”
* Banatero - “Wow, ang sarap ng girlfriend mo…ang sarap sampalin!”
* Astroboy - “Hoy, mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!”
* Dru - “You know, it’s unethical for a doctor to date his patients, especially if you’re a vet.”
* Doc Carlo - “Pare, ano siya, mabait o mayaman?”
* Hazelnut - “Wow pare, naks, kamukha ni anne curtis ang girlfriend mo ah…sa kapanerang kuba…”
* Toe Thinker - “Wow, mukha palang ulam na! Ulam na panis!”
* Aileen - “Hindi ka na ba naawa sa mga magiging anak niyo?”
* Rodel - “Pare, Pinoy ka! Pinoy ka! Anong akala mo sa sarili mo, foreigner?”
* Agnes - “Nangangagat? Pwedeng hawakan?”
* Denxio Batuta - “Pare, minsan try mo din yung tao…”
* Kookie - “Pare, magiging swan ba yan sa ending?”
* Ellen - “Dad! Bilis! Tignan mo yung dala nung mama! Bilis, bigyan mo ng saging!”

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

'Ang Pinaka: Pinoy-Friendly Countries'

10. SPAIN
09. NEW ZEALAND
08. AUSTRIA
07. GERMANY
06. GUAM
05. UNITED KINGDOM
04. JAPAN
03. AUSTRALIA
02. CANADA
01. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11

The Top Ten Wedding Moments

* Jose de vengenge - Priest to bride: “Men want to marry their moms. So they can continue to behave like children.”
* Jose de vengenge - Bride to a friend: “Choose your wife carefully. After all, this is the face you’ll be looking at in divorce court.”
* Jose de vengenge - A woman in church talking to a friend: “My husband & I divorced over religious diffrences. He thought he was God…I didn’t.
* Scrambledegg - “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking: It’s called marriage.”
* Hoiram - For my parent’s Golden Wedding anniversary (50th), in lieu of registering them in Rustan’s, my brother had them registered in Mercury Drug and posted their maintenance medicines for high blood and blood sugar as gifts.
* Northeast - When our parents celebrated their 50th anniversary, during their renewal of vows, my father said: “There’s nothing to renew as our vows have never been broken.”
* Otso - My best man on our wedding said: “May the best of your past be the worst of your future.”
* Josie - My uncle’s speech during my orphan niece’s wedding: “The groom seems to be the luckiest man in the world. You know why? Because he has no mother-in-law.”
* Dru - A friend was so petrified by our very strict boss that on her wedding day, she got married in the morning, went to the office in the afternoon, then flew off to their honeymoon after work.
* Shenzumi - The “unwedding” of the year in my family happened to my cousin. He broke it off w/ his girlfriend of 6 years, a mere week before the wedding, when everything was canceled, catering, entourage clothes, etc. And the reason: they couldn’t agree on the motif. Plus…he realized that he is gay.
* Febkinse - Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s formality, just like two boxers, shaking hands before the fight begins.
* Zyra - I witnessed a wedding where the groom didn’t want to have his picture taken. The bride’s relatives were begging for him to at least look at the cameras. The bride was on the verge of crying. I heard it was pikot.
* Jules - “When in doubt, postpone.”
* Winch - My frend’s name is Tess and her groom is named V0n. So the priest would always say, “V0n, Tess…” We were laughing like anything because Tess really was v0ntess at the time.
* Billie - It’s a bittersweet thing kn0wng that our eldest sister d0esn’t plan to get married, so we have to pay her a d0wry if we ever wanted to get hitchd. I fear for my wallet if my ate decides to stay a spinster.
* Astroboy - Drunk: “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we got married.”
* Astroboy - Same drunk: “Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It’s not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
* Astroboy - My dad to my m0m on their 25th anniversary: “Kung nagpakul0ng na lang sana ako nun, sa 20th year palang laya na sana ako.”
* Purplish Jen - A girl I know and her boyfriend for 10 years broke up because the guy entered the priesthood. Years after, the girl got married & the priest who officiated the weding was her ex.
* Blair - My husband’s best man said during his toast: “A best man’s speech should be proportionate to the groom’s penis. So, I thank you all for coming, and good night.” Funny speech. But later that night, I proved otherwise…

Source : Morning Rush with Chico and Del

'Ang Pinaka: Baduy na Pick-up Line.'

10: DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID? I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU.
09: ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? CAUSE YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYERS.
08: WOULD YOU TOUCH ME SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?
07: WAS YOUR FATHER A THIEF? 'CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES.
06: I HAVE ONLY THREE MONTHS TO LIVE...
05: PARDON ME, ARE YOU IN HEAT?!
04: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
03: IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BOMB!
02: YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
01: IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER.

Source : Ang Pinaka Show on QTV 11